-> "Gooey Should a Slug Be"
Original Song Title:
"Julie Do Ya Love Me?"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Gooey Should a Slug Be"
The Lyrics
Fleeing along that white garden path now
At speed three feet per night
Glossy trails curvin'
All sleazily swervin'
A slimy and oozy sight
Oh oh gooey gooey gooey should a slug be
Gooey gooey gooey viscid air
Gluey gluey, always stickin' stuff see
Gooey gooey till the salt spills there
See that no bunch stuck together
That was sure odd 'cus they're slime
These gastropods maybe
Would make lumpy gravy
It's grotty fun in all the grime
Oh oh gooey gooey gooey should a slug be
Ah gooey gooey gooey mucous flair
Gluey gluey, and gelatinous-y
Gooey gooey till the salt spills there
No univalve - of shell bereft too
But a-where went to I couldn't say
These stream-lined escargot
Are missin' some cargo
Tread on one, you'll slide ten feet away
Oh oh gooey gooey gooey should a slug be
Ah gooey gooey gooey viscid air
C'mon gluey gluey, gummy, sticky, pus-y
Gooey gooey till the salt spills there
Oh oh gooey gooey gooey should a slug be
A gluey gluey gluey squishy snare...
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