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Song Parodies -> "Hole Man"

Original Song Title:

"Soul Man"

Original Performer:

Blues Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Hole Man"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Opposite of yesterday, and wanted to see if the punctuation is messed up again
Goin' in ya on a busy road
Bad sewage, I smell a truck load
And when you smell it- It's quite something
Eyes are blurry- nose is running

I'm a hole man
I'm a hole man
I'm a hole man
I'm a hole man

Eight of this is a hard day
And it won't get better splashin' in the spray
For honey, what you flush
Is what I must now unmush

I'm a hole man
I'm a hole man
I'm a hole man
I'm a hole man

I must go down in the mean street
I learned how to wash before I could eat
I must go a-plungin' each clogged bit
I just can't take it, all of this s**t

I'm a hole man
I'm a hole man
I'm a hole man
I'm a hole man

I gave up hope, when I went on in
There's no soap that will clean this off my skin
Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck

I'm a-hole man
I'm a -man
I'm a-hole man
I'm a-hole man

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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ChuckyG - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
it still had problems, but I fixed it. I also updated my filter to try and catch these problems before they occur
Tommy Turtle - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
You're not gonna believe what I thought this was gonna be about, but Fives anyway :-)
John Lomain - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Hilarious stuff here! 555's!
Michael E Cormier - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny 555
Ann Hammond - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
woah man!
Meriadoc - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Any amount of clogged sh*t is better than the OS. Thanks for making it more palatable.... :-D

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