Song Parodies -> Pole Man
| Original Song Title: | "Soul Man" |
| Original Performer: | Blues Brothers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pole Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
Climbin' up ya with a cable pull
Good fixin' I got a truck full
And when I get it you got dial tone
But don't hurry, drive on my cone
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
Climb up them steps the hard way
I don't have a bucket, I must earn my pay
I'm hangin' out so long
And while there I sing this song
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
Hissin'
I just drove up on a side street
I looked up above, where the phone lines meet
Got gloves insulated when I'm up top
When I start splicin' I don't want to plop
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
Well, grab that line and I'll feel it bare
Oops not mine, I think there's some voltage there
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch
Now I'm coal, man
Now I'm coal, man
Now I'm coal, man
Now I'm coal, man
Good fixin' I got a truck full
And when I get it you got dial tone
But don't hurry, drive on my cone
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
Climb up them steps the hard way
I don't have a bucket, I must earn my pay
I'm hangin' out so long
And while there I sing this song
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
Hissin'
I just drove up on a side street
I looked up above, where the phone lines meet
Got gloves insulated when I'm up top
When I start splicin' I don't want to plop
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
Well, grab that line and I'll feel it bare
Oops not mine, I think there's some voltage there
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch
Now I'm coal, man
Now I'm coal, man
Now I'm coal, man
Now I'm coal, man
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I was gonna give you five pierogies, but then I realized it's not THAT kind of Pole Man. Though I suspect, from the title, that you wanted us to think of yet another kind.
What's up with the punctuation? I didn't do anything different.
Good idea, funny stuff. You didn't do anything wrong. The 1/2? punctuation is happening on other parodies, too.
You got me confused as to ...what kind of 'pole', and it was hard to tell the difference between all those extra symbols. But I know that it paced very well, etc. 5's
Thanks Yoidy. I thought I was going more nuts then I already am.
Man, I hope Chucky has that glitch fixed up by tomorrow. Good work, Rick. 555
Ugh, again, anyway, great parody. . .the characters. . .wooo
Ooops! Looks lie everyone is getting 1/2's today...
Hilariously funny!
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