Groceries are all gone
Get our meal by phone
Order out beer and pizza
Come in the wind, the sun or the rain (we can eat what they bring)
Come on baby (don't fear the pizza)
Pepperoni or plain (don't fear the pizza)
Get an order of fries (don't fear the pizza)
Phone is in my hand
La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

Order now is done
Pizza man will come
Pepperoni extra cheese
Got extra large, an yummy it will be (pepperoni extra cheese)
4,000 extra calories today (with pepperoni extra cheese)
4,000 extra calories today (we can find happiness)
Another 4,000 stuck to me today (we can be like Rosanne)

Come on baby (more beer and pizza)
Piggin' out again (more beer and pizza)
Need a stable or sty (more beer and pizza)
Eatin' like Rosanne
La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

Better two than one
Beer and pizza fun
Came at last, height of gladness
That pizza smell, I started to run
The door was opened, pizza man appeared
Wallet withdrew no bills appeared
The money blew on the beer I feared (I can't pay I'm afraid)
Pizza smells good (none for me I feared)
So I ran to him (and I snatched up the pie)
Knocked him backward and said goodbye (I had stolen the pizza)
It was there in my hand (I had become a felon)

Come on baby (let's eat the pizza)