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Song Parodies -> "Don't Wear the Beeper"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fear the Reaper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Wear the Beeper"

Parody Written by:

Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman

The Lyrics

What is that I hear
Ringing in my ear
Mister dont wear the beeper
Nor should the cell phone ring again (you can put it on vibrate)
Come on man (don't wear the beeper)
Put it in my hand (don't wear the beeper)
Don't make me cry (don't wear the beeper)
Please hand it here man
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Trailer time is done
Now the movie's on
7-Up and Raisonettes
Shut that thing off I'm trying to hear (7-Up and Raisonettes)
50 people sit in here everyday (with 7-Up and Raisonettes)
50 people sit in here everyday (here to enjoy themselves)
Another 50 people comming everyday (they're not all like you are)
Come on man (don't wear the beeper)
Put it in my hand (don't wear the beeper)
Dont make me cry (don't wear the beeper)
Please hand it here man

Now he's gone for drinks
Left it in his seat
Should I take out the batteries?
It was clear that it couldn't be done
I needed a tool with a phillips head
But I left it in my truck bed
He came back in and he was mad (saying dont touch my things)
Come on man (and I had no fear)
And he turned to me (as I started to cry)
He look at me and said "nice try" (I thought he would then hit me)
He put it in my hand (he had become compliant)
Come on man (don't wear the beeper)

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AussieBullDog - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Pacing needs work, but a good idea. Keep it up.
Stray Pooch - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice work! Funny song there.

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