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Song Parodies -> "(Don't Be) A Streaker"

Original Song Title:

"(Don't Fear) The Reaper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

Parody Song Title:

"(Don't Be) A Streaker"

Parody Written by:

AussieBullDog

The Lyrics

Absolute disgrace
In a public place

People don't like a streaker
If that's your thing, you must be insane
(You'll look like a moron)

Don't be stupid
(Don't be a streaker)
That's so very wrong
(Don't be a streaker)
You're a weird little guy
(Don't be a streaker)
Keep your clothing on

La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la

Streaking with no shame
At a football game

Don't you know your nudity
Isn't what these people paid to see?
(They don't want your nudity)
Forty thousand people looking at your butt
(Don't want to see your nudity)
Forty thousand people looking at your butt
(Groaning in queasiness)
How many TV viewers looking at your butt?
(They think you're a moron)

Don't be stupid
(Don't be a streaker)
That's so very wrong
(Don't be a streaker)
You're a weird little guy
(Don't be a streaker)
Keep your clothing on

La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la

Saw it on TV
Much hilarity

Some guy streaked at the tennis
And it was clear that the weather was cold
The spectators saw him but nobody cheered
The streaker's smile quickly disappeared
The ballboys laughed and the cops appeared
(And they dragged him away)

What a moron
(He had no idea)
They arrested him
(What a dumb little guy)
Tossed him into a prison cell
(So don't you end up like him)
From the venue he's banned
(No, don't you end up like him)
What a moron
(Don't be a streaker)

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Rick D - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Not about you, I hope. I saw that video "Puppetry of the Penis" and I noticed those guys are from YOUR country.
Johnny D - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Dude you're no prude you got nude but not lewd ! 555 !
AussieBullDog - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick - no, not about me. I think I saw part of that video myself, and I remember it being weird, yet creepy. Johnny - nice rhyming.
Troy - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahaha, don't know the song but give ya 5s anyway!!! Sounds like something that commonly happens at the footy and the cricket. Bet Richie Benaud has seen a few dozen of them during his commentry years hehehehehe!!!

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