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Song Parodies -> "Don't Fear A 3er"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fear The Reaper"

Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Fear A 3er"

Parody Written by:

Mad Hatter

The Lyrics

Seems my votes have come
Some may look real glum
3ers don't fear this teaer
Not at the end,a run,or of rein ( we can flee where they are)
Come on lady ( don't fear a 3er)
Lady sit down and ( don't fear a 3er)
At the table you'll try? (don't fear a 3er)
Lady if you can
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
There you see their fun
Some may look real glum
Black tea oh with milk in it
Are together in the black Chinese, ( natural sweet is so in it)
40,000 harvesten in many ways (black Chinese or whitening it)
40,000 harvesten in many ways ( where I find happiness)
Another 40'000 growing everyday ( why worry what they are)
Come on lady ( don't fear a 3 er)
Lady sit down and ( don't fear a 3er)
At the table you'll try? (don't fear a 3er)
Lady if you can
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
Love of two in one
Now sweetener gone

Came her last night of sadness
And it was clear she couldn't look on
3's once more she's chockin and some wind appeared
Some kettles brewed then disappeared
The curtains flew then reappeared saying don't be afraid
Come on lady (and enjoy what's here)
And she sipped some in ( At the table she tried)
Then looked voteword and said fear why? ( She had become like tea's are)
She had sat down and had ( she became like tea's are )
Came to lady ( don't fear a 3er)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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Agrimorfee - March 18, 2019 - Report this comment
So this is what I gathered here...Alice is being advised by the Mad Hatter and MArch Hare to not worry about a sporty and agile BMW model whilst sipping a fancy Oriental tea? You know, I jumped the gun on the rating, I shoulda said 544.
Mad Hatter - March 18, 2019 - Report this comment
The Hare marched away a while ago when he heard about a vegetable garden with carrots.
Mad Hatter - March 19, 2019 - Report this comment
Without the Hare here any more I am all lone. You can always comment to me here, but if you do want to come have tea with me and discuss Disney things, getting to Wonderland is quite simple. Just click on the parody section here and submit a parody. Put Mad Hatter as your name ( it will be the address)
Mad Hatter - March 22, 2019 - Report this comment
Oh Hare, Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?
Mad Hatter - April 01, 2019 - Report this comment
it bothered me for a little while

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