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Song Parodies -> "Don't Fear Cucumbers"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fear the Reaper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Fear Cucumbers"

Parody Written by:

Trash Panda fan

The Lyrics

They're just green and plump
Salad took a dump
Humans don't fear cucumbers
Rabbits eat them, the pigs thinks they're grain
(We can be like they are)
Hey fur baby
(Don't fear cucumbers)
Kitty take a stand
(Don't fear cucumbers)
You can has cheeze burger
(Don't fear cucumbers)
Kitty I'm a fan
La, la la la la
La la la la la

Salad bars are dumb
Tuna's way more fun
Pickles and a cheeseburger
Are living happy on a plate near me
(Pickles and a burger)
40,000 cucumbers pickled everyday
(You can has cheezeburger)
40,000 cucumbers on a salad bar
(Re-define phobia)
Another 40,000 at the grocery store
Come on Kitty
Don't fear cucumbers
Kitty take my hand
Don't fear cucumbers
Baby I'm a fan
........
Boneless chicken's done
Here but on a bun
Came her last night of sadness
And it was clear kitty couldn't go on
The door was open and human appeared
The lights flickered and then he disappeared
The human filmed it when it appeared
(Kitty don't be afraid)
And she had no fear
And she ran to it
And she started a fight
(She had become the victor)
She had slapped it twice
(She had become the victor)
Kitty don't be afraid
Hey fur baby
Don't fear cucumbers

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