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Song Parodies -> "Why Fear The 3er?"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fear The Reaper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

BLUE OYSTER CULT

Parody Song Title:

"Why Fear The 3er?"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

All my votes had come
There, but now they're done
Reasons to fear the 3er
No 1 would send, no one with a name ( I can't see how they are)
Someone tell me (Why fear the 3er)
May someone can (Why fear the 3er)
Or be able to try (Why fear the 3er)
Maybe if they can

huh huh huh huh huh? huh huh huh huh huh?

The voting is done
Voters now have gone
2s and 1's and are what I get
All together seems cra a zy ( 2s and 1's are what I get)
Shortly thousands 1 and 2in works away ( all 2s and 1's are what I get)
Shortly thousands 1 and 2in works away ( geez how fine happiness)
Another Shortly thousands coming the next day everyday ( I can't see how they are)
Someone tell me (Why fear the 3er)
May someone can (Why fear the 3er)
Or be able to try (Why fear the 3er)
Maybe if they can

huh huh huh huh huh? huh huh huh huh huh?

The voting is done
Voters now have gone
Came here last night this madness
I have no fear if all 3's go on
Well my score got 1erd an lowered I feared
All that do is not revered
My cursing grew, don't want to hear ( thinking why be afraid)
Someone tell me ( cause I have no fear)
And I shut down then ( some dinner I fry)
Cooking onward, I wonder why ( I can't see how they are)
Maybe somebody can ( Now I succumb and pray hard)
Someone tell me (Why fear the 3er)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   2
 2
 2
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   12
 12
 12
 

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Ann H - September 28, 2015 - Report this comment
hmm, 2 3ers
Rob Arndt - September 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Ann, again you walked right into that with your parody title. But here's a solid 555 to bring your overall rating up. Also, I look at the ratings more like grades. So 3 would be a C, or average. Not bad compared to a 1 or 2.
Ann H - September 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Yeah I'd see a 3 like a c but I think the troll or trolls just fool with me. There's probably another troll or trolls around here that are evil ;)
Ann H - September 28, 2015 - Report this comment
yeah the voting 5 a 4 b 3 c 2 d 1 f yeah school grading.
one bomber - September 28, 2015 - Report this comment
There is no reason to fear the three folk, Ann. It was a non sequitur, and not a really funny one at that. You know, I think I may have come down with some kind of troll pneumonia after going all out on Phil Alexander's thread. I can't think of anything mean or insane to say!! .... Have a nice day, Ann
Ann H - September 28, 2015 - Report this comment
nothing mean today to say huh? Well I'm already working on a thing or two to send some time so I'll See you later bombinater
Rob Arndt - September 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey, 7x As. 1x B, and 2x Cs= a 4.5 GPA!!! That's more than just passing!
Ann H - September 28, 2015 - Report this comment
okay what am I looking at now Rob?
Rob Arndt - September 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Holding at 4.5...
Ann H - September 29, 2015 - Report this comment
okay I see now that you're doing some type of scoring on me. 4.5 is fine, I don't need 5's all the time any way. Probably more tired last night then I thought.

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