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Song Parodies -> "Don't Tease The Beaver"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fear The Reaper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Tease The Beaver"

Parody Written by:

Derry

The Lyrics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdMi_TW65Ho
Haskell's smile is numb
Sneer and frown therefrom
The teachers don't tease the beaver
Nor do the kin, the chums or the neighb's
Oh, he should be like they are

Come on, Eddie (Don't tease the beaver)
Eddie, stay thy hand (Don't squeeze the beaver)
Don't be cagey or sly (Don't peeve the Cleavers)
Eddie, ice your plan

La la la la la
La la la la la

Wally's life is junk
Peers are clowns and punks
Cronies known for goofiness
Are the spreaders of perversity (Phony blokes, unruliness)

Mornings, June is in the kitchen setting plates (Likes rolling dough while in a dress)
Mornings, Ward is at the office never fazed (He defines nattiness)
And brother Wally's with his coach getting plays (He could be a great star)

Come on, Eddie (Don't seek the beaver)
Eddie, waive the clam (Don't tweak the beaver)
Don't be tasting the pie (Don't freak the Cleavers)
Ed, be nice or scram

La la la la la
La la la la la

[Instrumental break]

Lovelorn June just shrugs
Beer is downed from jugs
Dame is smashed, frightful madness
(And) it is clear Eddie shouldn't be smug
Her orbs are pokin' and the skin is clear
This cad just stoops in a fit of fear
His courage pooped, and then she just jeers (Saying, "Don't be this way")

"Come on, Eddie" (Then she has more beer)
And she has some gin (Then she's swatting a fly)
He's shook, battered, in dread he cries (She has benumbed this schmoozer)
She has taken his pants (She has become a cougar)

"Come on, Eddie" ("Don't tease the beaver")

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Callmelennie - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
"Ward, weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night?" .... "No, but I understand Eddie Haskell was"
Callmelennie - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I guess after this little affair, June will be calling him her Eddie Rascal.
Rob Arndt - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Eddie Haskell is a creep to the Nth degree- 555! I also liked it when Wally and the Beaver were fighting and Beaver would say, "Rat, rat, rat!" and lock himself in the bathroom!
Porfle Popnecker - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I love a good "Leave It to Beaver" parody, and this is awesome.
Brian - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Well gee Beav. Well, golly Wally. Great parody. 5-5-5.
John Barry - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
This is hilarious!
Meriadoc - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
This is just wrong on so many levels. About 555 of them... Hard song to parody and you did it as smooth as...er...pie.
Derry - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks to everyone who voted and commented, and thanks for the funny jokes - lol!
Don Page - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
My name is Don Page. I loved reading these comments. Hilarious.
Callmelennie - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Don. BTW, how's Bettie. Can she come to the phone or is she all tied up at the moment? (Baroomp CHING!)
Callmelennie - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey Derry, guess what? I got a FEVER, and the only prescription is more "Beaver"
Derry - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Assuming I catch your drift, that title switch was already done before I showed up here:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/peggylee11.shtml

I'd try tell you what the security code was on this comment, but I'm afraid if I did the comment would get censored!

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