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Song Parodies -> "He Is Darth Vader"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Fear The Reaper"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blue Oyster Cult
Parody Song Title:
"He Is Darth Vader"
Parody Written by:
ThatAwesomeGuy
The Lyrics
Galaxies are gone
Death Star has photons
Leia don't fear Darth Vader
Controls the force, with his gloved hand (he can do whatever)
Choking people (he is Darth Vader)
Has metallic hands (he is Darth Vader)
Never able to die (he is Darth Vader)
More machine than man
(the beginning notes of Imperial March plays)
Weighs a million ton
Metal, round and dumb
Padmé and Anakin
Were together in episode 3 (Padmé and Anakin)
40,000 padawans everyday (what a killing machine)
40,000 padawans everyday (redefines darkness)
Another 40,000 jedis everyday (he is not like they are)
Choking people (he is Darth Vader)
Has metallic hands (he is Darth Vader)
Never able to die (he is Darth Vader)
More machine than man
(the beginning notes of Imperial March plays)
Red lightsaber man
Sliced off Mace's hand
Has a voice of godliness
And he was sure he had a son
Darth Vader died and Luke disappeared
Darth Vader burned and he disappeared
Mark Hamill turned then he reappeared (saying I'm your father)
Choking people (was James Earl Jones)
Now he's Anakin (now he's a white guy)
Slashed his master and said goodbye (he became like Obi-Wan)
Chopped of his son's hand (Luke I'm your father)
Chopping hands off (Luke I'm you father)
Death Star has photons
Leia don't fear Darth Vader
Controls the force, with his gloved hand (he can do whatever)
Choking people (he is Darth Vader)
Has metallic hands (he is Darth Vader)
Never able to die (he is Darth Vader)
More machine than man
(the beginning notes of Imperial March plays)
Weighs a million ton
Metal, round and dumb
Padmé and Anakin
Were together in episode 3 (Padmé and Anakin)
40,000 padawans everyday (what a killing machine)
40,000 padawans everyday (redefines darkness)
Another 40,000 jedis everyday (he is not like they are)
Choking people (he is Darth Vader)
Has metallic hands (he is Darth Vader)
Never able to die (he is Darth Vader)
More machine than man
(the beginning notes of Imperial March plays)
Red lightsaber man
Sliced off Mace's hand
Has a voice of godliness
And he was sure he had a son
Darth Vader died and Luke disappeared
Darth Vader burned and he disappeared
Mark Hamill turned then he reappeared (saying I'm your father)
Choking people (was James Earl Jones)
Now he's Anakin (now he's a white guy)
Slashed his master and said goodbye (he became like Obi-Wan)
Chopped of his son's hand (Luke I'm your father)
Chopping hands off (Luke I'm you father)
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