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Song Parodies -> "He Plays For Seeker"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fear The Reaper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

Parody Song Title:

"He Plays For Seeker"

Parody Written by:

Darth Patronus

The Lyrics

...In other news, Draco Malfoy has just become the new Slytherin Seeker. This has been Aaron's World. Finito!
All our years have gone
Here but now we're done
A dope shouldn't play for Seeker
Nor should Crabbe, NacNair or Goyle (shouldn't be like they are)
Draco Malfoy (He plays for Seeker)
Flying hand in hand (He plays for Seeker)
He is able to fly (He plays for Seeker)
What a terrible man...

Na-na-na-na-na... Na-na-na-na-na

All our years have gone
Halloween is done
Jame and Lily Potter
Are together in eternity (James and Lily Potter)
A witch and wizard by the million everyday (shouldn't be like they are)
A witch and wizard by the million everyday (shouldn't be like they are)
Another witch and wizard coming everyday (shouldn't be like they are)
Draco Malfoy (He plays for Seeker)
He is out of hand (He plays for Seeker)
He is good when he flies (He plays for Seeker)
What a terrible man...

Na-na-na-na-na... Na-na-na-na-na...

*guitar solo*

All our years have gone
Here but now they're gone
We heard from the previous Quidditch match
And it was clear he couldn't go on
He fell off his broomstick and the wind appeared
The Roguish Bludger came and disappeared
Malfoy fell right from the atmosphere (shouldn't be like they are)
Draco Malfoy (he should have fears)
We cursed him (and we got away)
Now he's not out of hand (we are not like they are)
He can no longer fly (we are not like they are)
Draco Malfoy (he's no longer a Seeker)
Draco Malfoy, Seeker, and all related material are registered trademarks of JK Rowling communications

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