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Song Parodies -> "Don't Fear My Features"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fear The Reaper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Fear My Features"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

angry mobs have come
fear they want me gone
people just fear my features
they won't befriend...i'm just one that they hate
cause i'm not like they are
some on people...don't fear my features
or my sewn-on hands...don't fear my features
i'm a fairly cool guy...don't fear my features
people...i'm a man

frankenstein has gone
fear the doctor's gone
why'd he go and do the act
if he wouldn't claim paternity ?
40,000 volts and i was on my way (why did he go and do the act ?)
40,000 volts and i was born that day (hoped i'd find happiness)
my mother's 40,000 volts, i guess you'd say
but i'm still like they are
come on people...don't fear my features
or my sewn-on hands...don't fear my features
i'm a fairly cool guy...don't fear my features
people, i'm a man

love's not meant for some
fear is not so fun
cryin' all night with sadness
there's no cheer...my master is gone
then the door flew open and the mob appeared
i had to move...the coast was clear
this surly crew had knives and spears
guess they were afraid
come on people...there's no cause to fear
but they ran at me...and i started to cry
they looked at me and heaved a sigh
they saw i was like they are
so they all shook my hand
they saw i was like they are
now, these people...don't fear my features

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John Barry - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Ummm. Parody good!
AFW - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job! this one won't Boris... 555 Reminds me of the song and dance scene in that great Mel Brooks flick, "Young Frankenstein"...when Peter Boyle as the monster, sings the line..."Puuhhhdin awrrrnn daa rharrrhttzz!" (Puttin On The Ritz)...if you didn't see the film
alvin rhodes - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks john and AFW...love "young frankenstein"...especially the "ritz" scene
Stuart McArthur - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
love the OS, I'm ashamd to say, and loved this - I loved the Young Frankenstein "revolving bookcase" scene: "Put the candle back!..... now listen closely, DON'T put the candle back!" - 555
alvin rhodes - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks stuart
Peregrin - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I echo the above comments, good work with a great song!
alvin rhodes - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin
Eliska - July 16, 2012 - Report this comment
So damn funny!!!!! LOVE IT!!

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