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Song Parodies -> "CICADAS!"

Original Song Title:

"Godzilla"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

Parody Song Title:

"CICADAS!"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Fun Cicada Facts: After mating, the males drop dead immediately, while the females have to go lay their eggs first. Also, they love to fly directly at the mailman's head, making a horrible screeching sound out of nowhere. Oh, and they mate anus to anus. Except in Georgia, where I'm sure that sort of thing is illegal.
With a purposeful anus and a terrible sound
They're ready to breed and they come from underground

Seventeen years they're lying in wait
Hormone-charged teens just dying for a date

Foolish children with butterfly nets
Chasing these flying roaches with Tourette's

Hey, hey! I can't hear what you say
Cause of CICADAS!

Oh, gee! Forgot my recipe
For mashed CICADAS!

(Stompin' drum solo)

Oh, hell! What is that nasty smell?
It's dead CICADAS!
Peee-yuuuuu!

Dis blows! Id jus flew ub by dose!
God-dab DICADAS!

History shows again and again
How nature's just here to irritate men....
CICADAS!

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Melhi - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Poor mailman! Out of curiosity, how big are those critters? 17 years ago, I was living in NC and some ugly aggressive bugs the size of my fist, that I described as flying roaches with attitudes, started oozing forth from the ground in large numbers -- apparantly just to dive bomb me. Probably not the same arminal, but the timing sure would have been right. Anyway, nice job.
alvin rhodes - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm going buggy from all the cicada songs lately....however they've all been very good....and we won't have any more for 17 years
a cicada - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
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