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Song Parodies -> "CICADAS!"
Original Song Title:
"Godzilla"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blue Oyster Cult
Parody Song Title:
"CICADAS!"
Parody Written by:
A Room Full Of Monkeys
The Lyrics
Fun Cicada Facts: After mating, the males drop dead immediately, while the females have to go lay their eggs first. Also, they love to fly directly at the mailman's head, making a horrible screeching sound out of nowhere. Oh, and they mate anus to anus. Except in Georgia, where I'm sure that sort of thing is illegal.
With a purposeful anus and a terrible sound
They're ready to breed and they come from underground
Seventeen years they're lying in wait
Hormone-charged teens just dying for a date
Foolish children with butterfly nets
Chasing these flying roaches with Tourette's
Hey, hey! I can't hear what you say
Cause of CICADAS!
Oh, gee! Forgot my recipe
For mashed CICADAS!
(Stompin' drum solo)
Oh, hell! What is that nasty smell?
It's dead CICADAS!
Peee-yuuuuu!
Dis blows! Id jus flew ub by dose!
God-dab DICADAS!
History shows again and again
How nature's just here to irritate men....
CICADAS!
They're ready to breed and they come from underground
Seventeen years they're lying in wait
Hormone-charged teens just dying for a date
Foolish children with butterfly nets
Chasing these flying roaches with Tourette's
Hey, hey! I can't hear what you say
Cause of CICADAS!
Oh, gee! Forgot my recipe
For mashed CICADAS!
(Stompin' drum solo)
Oh, hell! What is that nasty smell?
It's dead CICADAS!
Peee-yuuuuu!
Dis blows! Id jus flew ub by dose!
God-dab DICADAS!
History shows again and again
How nature's just here to irritate men....
CICADAS!
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Poor mailman! Out of curiosity, how big are those critters? 17 years ago, I was living in NC and some ugly aggressive bugs the size of my fist, that I described as flying roaches with attitudes, started oozing forth from the ground in large numbers -- apparantly just to dive bomb me. Probably not the same arminal, but the timing sure would have been right. Anyway, nice job.
i'm going buggy from all the cicada songs lately....however they've all been very good....and we won't have any more for 17 years
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