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Song Parodies -> "Bachelor Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Natural High"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bachelor Guy"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

"Alas poor bachelor; he lived in hell..."
Swear I did sweep one time, re-moved all the grime
Around two thousand 'o two
Fridge oozes mealy fright
Sink is abounding with gleemites **
And a-bout thousand nose hairs

Drenched in pee the toilet seat
My farts hang like heat
And my place is a sty - I'm a bachelor guy
Shoving the dirt under rug on sly
Place is a sty - I'm a bachelor guy
Scrubbing's a chore!

I'm con-vinced cleaning is taboo
Ptomaine is fine ingredient too
And I don't b'lieve in tofu
Know I only have one dish for din
That dish sprouts goo - I'll eat from tin, forever and ever

Baking! Must disarm
Trilling of fire alarm
As the smoke starts to rise cooking has gone awry
Oven's aroar - think the ceiling's fried
Place is a sty - I'm a bachelor guy
Can't find the doooooor

My sofa's quite askew
All the springs are poking through
A foul rust wilts my house plants
The piling of shag rug's now sprouting a lovefeast for ants
And I don't carpet shampoo!

Skanky socks undarned
Smelling just like an old barn
And my place is a sty - I'm a bachelor guy
Grubby ol' laundry piled high
Place is a sty - I'm a bachelor guy
Tub's been ignored...
Turn a blind eye to that discarded pie
Dumped on the floor milling thick with flies
Place is a sty - I'm a bachelor guy
Slovenly boor
** Gleemite: a sniglet meaning "petrified drop of toothpaste left in the sink"The Song Parody Page of Merry & Pippin The Sound Recordings of Merry & Pippin

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 12

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John Barry - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done!
Kristof Robertson - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS...sorry, hobbits!
Johnny D - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
How 'bout "Crestcrust"? Funny picture of a single dude, hobbits!
alvin rhodes - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
love it....and at one time, pretty much LIVED it...5s
mandamoo - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent guys ! Although I DKTOS, I had a good chuckle ! I knew a guy who had a place pretty much as you've described ! Aaargh...the visuals....hahaha...!

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