Once I had to dump, a real giant mass
Soon turned out to be a fart of gas
Seemed like the real thing there at the time
Mucho disgust what's left behind

Then I tried to run, and I closed the door
Soon seeped out onto every floor
Almost a live thing with it's own mind
Mucho disgust what's left behind

The latrine
Smelled just like an outhouse, didn't want the blame
People were disgusted so I the acted same
Pointed out a poor guy in the corner office
Blamed it all on him

Then I had to dump, a real giant mass
Soon turned out to be a drain of my ass
Seemed like the real thing there at the time
Mucho disgust what's left behind

Got myself away from those deadly fumes
Still crept out into all the rooms
Just had to leave the scene of the crime
Mucho disgust what's left behind

Oh I lied
Deplorable illusion but that stink inside
I'm the one who's oozin', Please just let me hide
The whole place was infusin' yeah

(Windy Solo)

Yeah light a match, my butt would show a bluish light

Ooooh ooh woah-oh

Ooooh ooh woah-oh

Ooooh ooh WHOA-OH!