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Song Parodies -> "Fart of Gas"

Original Song Title:

"Heart of Glass"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Fart of Gas"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I don't usually look up songs before I write parodies, but this seemed so obvious, I did. Surprisingly, no one had this title. I figured I might as well.
Once I had to dump, a real giant mass
Soon turned out to be a fart of gas
Seemed like the real thing there at the time
Mucho disgust what's left behind

Then I tried to run, and I closed the door
Soon seeped out onto every floor
Almost a live thing with it's own mind
Mucho disgust what's left behind

The latrine
Smelled just like an outhouse, didn't want the blame
People were disgusted so I the acted same
Pointed out a poor guy in the corner office
Blamed it all on him

Then I had to dump, a real giant mass
Soon turned out to be a drain of my ass
Seemed like the real thing there at the time
Mucho disgust what's left behind

Got myself away from those deadly fumes
Still crept out into all the rooms
Just had to leave the scene of the crime
Mucho disgust what's left behind

Oh I lied
Deplorable illusion but that stink inside
I'm the one who's oozin', Please just let me hide
The whole place was infusin' yeah

(Windy Solo)

Yeah light a match, my butt would show a bluish light

Ooooh ooh woah-oh

Ooooh ooh woah-oh

Ooooh ooh WHOA-OH!
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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Johnny D - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
As the author of a fart parody ("Candle Breaking Wind / Goodbye Pork And Beans"), I can wholefartedly give this one the stench of approval.

Guy DiRito - you're the master of the gas verse - what do you think of this one?
Steve Kalafut - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
You took the old rhyme, "Here I sit so broken-hearted, came to [bleep] and only farted", and made it into a great parody.
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I did the same Saturday, only louder, and with the match ready. Check out my "The day my ass caught fire". Itīs a stinker. :-)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/cityboy0.shtml
David Chrenko - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Romeo, Romeo...Where oh fart thou, Romeo?
Guy - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - You ask my take on this? It stinks. Haha, just like I like good stinky parody. I have a real stinker coming out tomorrow myself. Described in one word: Olfactorious!
Steven Cavanagh - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Rocket-powered, Rick.
Rick D - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I saw yours, Know1, but I never heard of City Boy, so it's harder to relate. I have a few (phew?) farty ones on the back burner. I post them when I run out of gas. My favorite of mine is "Don't Gas Me, Guy" (Not about DiRito)
Leah Lockhart - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
heh heh heh... I'm infamous for my SBD's.
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my previous 555 vote.

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