Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Heart Bypass"

Original Song Title:

"Heart of Glass"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Heart Bypass"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Once I had a clot, it was quite a mass
Soon I found had a heart bypass
Seamed with a chest string, but I don't mind
Thought it might bust, or just unwind

Once I had a vein, in this leg of mine
Soon I found it was now my life line
Seamed with a leg string, now it's healing fine
Thought it might bust, that ugly line

Took my spleen
Now I'm past the wheezin' and I'm feeling fine
Bod I was abusing all that cheese of mine
All that beer I'm using it's just no good
That greasy food is through

Once I had a clot, it was quite a mass
Soon I found had a heart bypass
Seamed with a chest string, but I don't mind
Thought it might bust, or just unwind

Once I had a vein, in this leg of mine
Soon I found it was now my life line
Seamed with a leg string, now it's healing fine
Thought it might bust, that ugly line

My outsides
Deplorable contusions and a stitchy hide
Plaque from food I'm choosin' couldn't push it aside
Need a blood transfusion, yeah

Was livin' high, on gluttony delight

Once I had a clot, it was quite a mass
Soon I found had a heart bypass
Seamed with a chest string, but I don't mind
What is that there? Oh, the doctor signed

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   7
 7
 7
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Phil Alexander - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent, Rick :-) Reminds me, I've not done any Blondie parodies. Yet...
carol - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
three $5's to help the cost of the bypass.
Tommy Turtle - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Hope this isn't true; if so, hope it works out OK and lifestyle has changed; wouldn't want to see you have to do sequel, "Heart Of Pig" (transplant). Song is 555, but hope cholesterol is not.
Stephen Harrington - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
555, ammusing.
Peregrin - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Rick, loved this :

Once I had a vein, in this leg of mine
Soon I found it was now my life line :)
Larry Hensley - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Rather humorous. 5's
Leah Lockhart - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thought I'd check in. This is fabulous! Hope you are well.
Rick D - April 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Leah! Where have you been! Give me a call, I'd love to chat!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/blondie10.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 669