Song Parodies -> Heart Bypass
| Original Song Title: | "Heart of Glass" |
| Original Performer: | Blondie |
| Parody Song Title: | "Heart Bypass" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
Once I had a clot, it was quite a mass
Soon I found had a heart bypass
Seamed with a chest string, but I don't mind
Thought it might bust, or just unwind
Once I had a vein, in this leg of mine
Soon I found it was now my life line
Seamed with a leg string, now it's healing fine
Thought it might bust, that ugly line
Took my spleen
Now I'm past the wheezin' and I'm feeling fine
Bod I was abusing all that cheese of mine
All that beer I'm using it's just no good
That greasy food is through
Once I had a clot, it was quite a mass
Soon I found had a heart bypass
Seamed with a chest string, but I don't mind
Thought it might bust, or just unwind
Once I had a vein, in this leg of mine
Soon I found it was now my life line
Seamed with a leg string, now it's healing fine
Thought it might bust, that ugly line
My outsides
Deplorable contusions and a stitchy hide
Plaque from food I'm choosin' couldn't push it aside
Need a blood transfusion, yeah
Was livin' high, on gluttony delight
Once I had a clot, it was quite a mass
Soon I found had a heart bypass
Seamed with a chest string, but I don't mind
What is that there? Oh, the doctor signed
Soon I found had a heart bypass
Seamed with a chest string, but I don't mind
Thought it might bust, or just unwind
Once I had a vein, in this leg of mine
Soon I found it was now my life line
Seamed with a leg string, now it's healing fine
Thought it might bust, that ugly line
Took my spleen
Now I'm past the wheezin' and I'm feeling fine
Bod I was abusing all that cheese of mine
All that beer I'm using it's just no good
That greasy food is through
Once I had a clot, it was quite a mass
Soon I found had a heart bypass
Seamed with a chest string, but I don't mind
Thought it might bust, or just unwind
Once I had a vein, in this leg of mine
Soon I found it was now my life line
Seamed with a leg string, now it's healing fine
Thought it might bust, that ugly line
My outsides
Deplorable contusions and a stitchy hide
Plaque from food I'm choosin' couldn't push it aside
Need a blood transfusion, yeah
Was livin' high, on gluttony delight
Once I had a clot, it was quite a mass
Soon I found had a heart bypass
Seamed with a chest string, but I don't mind
What is that there? Oh, the doctor signed
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Excellent, Rick :-) Reminds me, I've not done any Blondie parodies. Yet...
three $5's to help the cost of the bypass.
Hope this isn't true; if so, hope it works out OK and lifestyle has changed; wouldn't want to see you have to do sequel, "Heart Of Pig" (transplant). Song is 555, but hope cholesterol is not.
555, ammusing.
Hey Rick, loved this :
Once I had a vein, in this leg of mine
Soon I found it was now my life line :)
Once I had a vein, in this leg of mine
Soon I found it was now my life line :)
Rather humorous. 5's
Thought I'd check in. This is fabulous! Hope you are well.
Leah! Where have you been! Give me a call, I'd love to chat!
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