-> "Crane Drops on Pauly, Now He’s Dead"
Original Song Title:
"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"
Parody Song Title:
"Crane Drops on Pauly, Now He’s Dead"
The Lyrics
Crane drops on Pauly, now he’s dead
A such wise-y guy whose feet ‘ere now should been in lead...
Bobbin’ in tar-pit...
So crane drops on Pauly, now he’s dead – so appalling
‘Cus he just did too much talkin’ – now he’s done
Heard he said he didn’t like the way Boss got things done
Peevin’ all the Mob
So crane drops on Pauly, now he’s dead; I’m guffawing
But there's one thing I know
That stoolie’s end was sweet, he’s crushed completely
Gone splat! His con-ish sappishness caught up and beat he
Brains drop from Pauly, ciao, he’s dead
Hard hat didn’t keep his eyes from shooting out his head
Buying farm, was he
Don, high, put the order up: “Restrain his complaining,
Please call on he”
Death is coming to thee
It won't be long till crappiness falls down to greet he
Crane drops on Pauly, now he’s dead
But that was foreseen for guy who snoozed with horse’s head
Dying was decreed
The mob pay respect but false is pain they are feigning
Restrain their glee
Hoffa’s got com-pan-y
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