-> "WalmartMan: Redone"
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It's 4 o'clock on a Saturday
The year was nineteen eighty-eight
Mr. Walton sat down next to me
He said, "Drew, isn't this job great?"
He said, "Drew, can you work this pallet for me?
I'm older than you think
Yeah maybe it's sweet
You're much more upbeat
I'm as old as that bathroom sink!"
Why did I choose to work here, you ask?
I would be paid better, I was told
What little did I know, thrown right into the show
I hope we don't get stuck in the snow.
Now Sam from afar was a friend of mine
He got me this stock for free
Buddy, this is no joke; no you better not smoke
There's no place that he'd rather be
He said, "Drew, I believe this ain't killing me."
As a smile ran wide on his face
"Well, hell I could have been a TV star
If I wanted to get out of this place."
Old Sam had a real estate business
Rarely had time for his wife
Helen, Rob and Jim, his daughter too had been
Fearing for his old sacred life
Rob wanted to practice politics
Old Sam just laid his gravestone
He should have been at home resting
Saying, "Hey, just leave me alone."
Do it again, you're the WalMart Man
Save us some dough tonight
Now I can't believe what I heard; is it true?
Did Sam Walton just die last night?
They have some pretty long lines for a Saturday
But my manager gives me a smile
Cause he knows it could be all the money he'll see
To forget about stress for a while
And the people sound like a carnivore
And the registers sound of the beep
They go to their car, bread back in their jar
And say "Damn, wasn't this trip cheap?"
Sam Walton left a long legacy
But there is just one little fit...
They don't really treat anyone right
We all should just go up and quit!
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