-> "Second Shift (Walmart Man)"
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"Second Shift (Walmart Man)"
It's two o'clock on a Saturday
Second shift shuffles in
There's a young man standing next to me
Just waiting to get punched in
He says, "Drew, see that truck right next to me?
Help me unload it please
I may be a man who could not give a damn
But I am always wimpy."
Chorus: Write us a song, you're a writer, man
Write us a song tonight
We're overdue for a parody
And you're going to pen it, alright.
Now Brian is the guy in the cooler
Who gets me my milk for cheap
But he curses out loud and draws a big crowd
The censors would make him say beep!
He says, "Drew, I believe this is hurting me."
As he went to get me some dough
"Well I'm sure that I ought to retire
If I was making a lot mo'."
Now Cole has a real life problem
He'll never have love or a wife
He's talking with Keith, who has crooked teeth
And probably needs braces for life
Ben wanted to practice driving stick
As all of us slowly get bored
They're talking to mewhile I'm trying to pee
I should run them over in my Ford.
Eleven o'clock same old Saturday
My girlfriend gives me a smile
I know that it's me she is coming to see
To b***h about work for a while
And the freezer is as cold as Antarctica
And the buzzer as loud as a bee
I cannot wait to punch out now
This place is crazy you see!
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