-> "A Study Of The Mind Of A Single Woman"
Original Song Title:
"She's Always A Woman" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"A Study Of The Mind Of A Single Woman"
I came home with a smile, 'cause I met a new guy
'Cross a dark crowded room caught his dreamy brown eye
And he winked as he struck up some small talk with me
I almost forgot how romantic a new crush can be!
There were traces of love when he said "Nice to meet you."
Asked me, "Do you like art?" But meant "Can I complete you?"
And my prayers were an-swered when he said he'd call me
Took my heart like a thief; oh, how thrilling this new love will be!
Oh...and he kissed me goodnight
Only just on the cheek
'Cause his manners are fine
Now...as I'm brushing my teeth
I've got doubts creeping in
And I'm changing my mind
He might be a man-whore, his bad habits repeatin'
What if he should propose and then I catch him cheatin'?
Stop the heart in my chest if he walks out on me
Now I'm shaking with rage; didn't know what a jerk he could be!
Oh...so wrapped up in himself
He'll for-get my birthday
And be drunk all the time
And...with his friends he'll go out
When I ask, "Can I come?"
He'll just leave me behind
Sure, tonight he was kind, but someday he'll be cruel
So there's no way I'm dating him, I'm not a fool!
I'll avoid what's predicted; when he calls I'll flee
And the most he will do, leave a message or two
Then regret how bad he treated me
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