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Song Parodies -> "Caddyshack"

Original Song Title:

"Captain Jack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Caddyshack"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
You're the only golpher in your one horse town
You'd like to find a little hole in the ground for a while

Meanwhile, some Jim Varney type in ragged jeans
Wants to blow your fur up to smithereens
He's busy loading up his magazine, and you smile

'Cause Caddyshack will get you wild tonight
And take you to your special swimming pool
Captain Jack will get you wild tonight
Just a Baby Ruth 'n' you'll be cool
Oh yeah, yeah

Your sister's in there, and she's on a date
And Billy Joel tells me that you masturbate
And I'd like to talk with you about it, but at any rate
This is amiright, so I can't

So you're on the golfcourse in your mismatched clothes
Staring at the golfball resting in front of your toes
You don't ever get no reshpect and it shows, after all

'Cause Caddyshack will get you wild tonight
And take you to your special swimming pool
Captain Jack will get you wild tonight
Just a Baby Ruth 'n' you'll be cool
Oh yeah, yeah

So you decide to take on a wild bet
Because you got your buddy and you know he's all set
Ah, but the ball won't quite go in and, but wait!
Yes, you've won everything, ah, but nothin's cool
They just found the Baby Ruth in the swimming pool
And Varney just blew up the grounds so you can't work, anymore

But Caddyshack will get you wild tonight
And take you to your special golpher hole
Caddyshack will get you wild tonight
Just another blast 'n' you'll be laughing'
Ha ha, ha, Oh yeah, yeah

So you load up your rounds and you fire some shots
And you meet Mr. Dangerfield in the parking lot
Oh, but still you're aching for the golpher you couldn't get,
What went wrong?

And if you can't understand why the pool is so dead
And the girls took their bikinis elsewhere, well use your head
Well, you may know a candybar from a piece of, yuck,
But some don't!

'Cause Caddyshack will get you wild tonight
And take you to your special swimming pool
Captain Jack will get you wild tonight
Just a Baby Ruth 'n' you'll be cool
'Cause Caddyshack will get you wild tonight
Yes, Caddyshack will get you wild tonight
©2006 Michael W. McVey

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Pacing: 4.9
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Chris Bodily TM - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DRKTOS, had to find it on YouTube. But I loved the concept, though some parts have nothing to do with the movies at all. And I'm sure you know, it was Bill Murray -- not Jim Varney -- chasing that gopher all around the golf course. Great job on working in Dangerfield. But maybe Chevy Chase and Ted Knight could have been squeezed in. Besides all that, it's awesome. 555
The Charnstar - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Absolutely loved the original, and this is a great parody, although I have not yet seen the movie :( O boo, shame on me LOL! But I love this stuff, 5-5-5
paula miconas silos miconas - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) yay another billy joel.. he rocks! this parodies pretty darn awsum.. so ill be givin ya 555! good work
Michael McVey - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Have to admit you really need to have seen "Caddyshack" to understand this one. And as for the Varney line, the movie was about 4 years earlier, so I know it was a different actor. Still think there's a resemblence, though ;) -- MM
Kristof Robertson - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) As a long time fan of both BJ and Caddyshack, I appreciated this nice piece of work. As for the "Jim Vaney" character reference; were you thinking about Bill Murray? 555
Rick C - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good parody.
Michael McVey - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
KR: Yes, I knew it wasn't really Varney (he came 4 years later). Murray's character did resemble him, though, imo, which is why I threw in that line. Everyone else: thanks for the comments and votes, and please keep this one in mine when you vote ;). -- MM
Cat - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well executed, although I haven't seen the movie. This is the second parody about a movie in this SOTM...do I foresee an AmIRight Cineplex contest in the future?
Matthias - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
FORE!!!!
Agrimorfee - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I was kind of disappointed in this. And it had nothing to do with Jim Varney (I got the joke). It's just that I think a lot more could have been done with it...especially during that digression in the second verse about Amiright.
Spoof-Man - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Good God this is good, Un like a few of you I have seen the great Chevey Chase and Dan Acrod (hope I spelled that right) movie about the love of Golf and the little squirl/rat thing that hates it
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 20, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Whatever happened to Jim Varney anyway? I haven't seen anything new from him in the video store for years.
bobpiecheese - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Sorry to stop the trend of praise here, but...DKTOS, and I don't even know what the parody's about...I need to get out more...
Johnny D - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pretty good, ya little varmint! ;-)
Red Ant - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Uh, I'm not doing too well on movie themes this month. I've never seen Caddyshack, so all of this went over my head. Sorry Michael.
Max Power - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-Good
Stuart McArthur - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) funny tribute to a funny movie, Mike, and I was waiting for the pollywaffle line, and there it was - lol - 555
Agrimorfee - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Peter, Jim Varney went to that trailer park up in the sky a number of years ago.
wannabemustangjockey - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I saw about half of the movie once, so I kind of understand this parody.
Arwen - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM...I DO love me a good movie parody! Nice job!
Jeff Reuben - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Love the movie, nice job capturing it in the song!
Scathe - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I haven't seen Caddyshack, but this was pretty good.

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