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Song Parodies -> "Only the Poop Gets Flung"

Original Song Title:

"Only the Good Die Young"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Only the Poop Gets Flung"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Come see the monkeys, here at the zoo
They got a nice present aimed right at you
Ugh, and sooner or later, be wearing that poo
Might as well start to run

They show you some antics, get you in line
They jump on a tire, swing from a vine
As soon as you're laughing, they reach down behind
It's always a "two", not "one"
For only the poop gets flung
Right at your head
Only the poop gets flung
Only the poop gets flung

You might have heard I run from that simian cage
I hate chimp city, they're in a rage
Just like when I sang upon a stage
Oh, raw vegetables by the ton

So come see hyenas, tigers or bears
Big alligators, not one of them cares
Go watch the primates, you better bewares
Of "gifts" from a monk co-lon
(Dodgin'), only the poop gets flung
Only the poop gets flung
Only the poop gets flung

You had a nice white dress, now there's potty as a decoration
You got a brand new scent
Mmmm, from that excrement
The attendants they didn't warn you 'bout no sanitiation
They're not like on T.V.
When you are looking at a chimpanzee
Oh, no no

They say there's a heaven for all things that live
Not to be bitter, but I can't forgive
I'll hope to stab all those Cheetahs, with a hell-made shiv
Experiment, anyone?
You know, only the poop gets flung
Oh, duck, baby, I smell ya
Only the poop gets flung
Only the poop gets flung

You say that mother hit you with a pie made from floor donations?
Ooh, Gorillas in the mist
And now I think I'm really getting pissed
Oh, woah woah

Look out, look out for monkeys, here at the zoo
They got a nice present aimed right at you
And sooner or later, be wearing that poo
Might as well start to run
Only the poop gets flung

I'm smelling you baby
Only the poop gets flung
Only the pooooooooooooop
Only the poop gets flung
Only the pooooooooooooop
Only the poop gets flung
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 19

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Kristof Robertson - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
"Of "gifts" from a monk co-lon"....loved it! 555
Johnny D - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
You gave me an idea, Highlander.
Adagio - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Good lines, Rick. 5's

Johnny, everything gives you an idea...lol.
Red Ant - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well the $hit hit the net and I left a 555 stain. Johnny D., that parody wouldn't be of PG's " Sledgehammer " would it?
John - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Chimp-chimpery-chimpery-chimp-chimpery/A chip sweeps his dung and he's flung it at me. 5s
Mr. Potty Mouth - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
This stunk. I did not like it, so I shall abstain from voting.
Johnny D - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Ant - nope, it's not.
Rex - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm doin' a number 5 on you.
Jeff Reuben - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked it. So I shan't abstain from voting. 5s.
Rick C - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
You really have a way with turds...555
Michael Pacholek - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, crap, are we back to these kinds of parodies?
Hoof Hearted - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, I thought we were done with them already! >:(
Red Ant - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(O) See above, and it is also hard to fling a #1. I'm contemplating the parody title I thought would fit "Sledgehammer"....."Poop Slinger" I suppose.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very well done, lots of quoteworthy lines.
Agrimorfee - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) I'm not sure if this will be vote #2 yet (though it would befit it).555
Kristof Robertson - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) The monk co-lon line is still my fave. Great job, Rick.
Stuart McArthur - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(O) mmm, monkey poop!
Johnny D - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above ... and then ... DUCK.
saider E. - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(O) U had me at poop
Scathe - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(O) I thought this was going to be a political parody. :-)

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