Some say he lives on the river
that's near Wario Ware inc.
Some say he sits on a toilet
that's where he'll sometimes sleep
Some say he was testing potions
which caused a bathroom's need
He always holds a flower
that was once cleaned

In the lab, Dr. Crygor
he always seems to dance
It's his drink afraid of waking
that makes him mess his pants
It's his lab that once got flooded
when his toilet backed up,
Crygor is afraid of drowning,
so he flies to safety

When the game has been so funny,
Dr. C keeps me amused
and you think that Wario's only
after money and treasure
Just remember Dr. Crygor
far beneath after 9-Volt
Wario's greed
Dr. Crygor works with
in his game
he holds a rose.