H-h-h-hive walkin’
It wasn’t too wise, no
Hive walkin’
Please help me, you guys
Hive walkin’
I’d scream if I could, yeah
Hive walkin’
These bees don’t taste good

In the wild
I shouldn’t go
‘Cause this happens to me
In the wild
I’m such a clutz
Now I’ve got hornets swarmin’ all ‘round me

‘Cause I went hive walkin’
Can’t you hear my cries, yeah
Blind shovin’
So swollen, by eyes
Nobody
Come strollin’ this way!
Since I went hive walkin’
I’m now hornet prey

(Musical interlude, accompanied by flailing and screeching)

Though I love
Qui-et woods
I feel like a fool
Why’d I go
Where these biting flies
Bite me and sting me
Dude it sure ain’t cool
Since I went

Hive walkin’
Now look at my thighs, yeah
Hive walkin’
They’ve doubled in size
Hive walkin’
Find a lake, I should
Hive walkin’
‘Cause running’s no good

Bees stalkin’
Up and down my spine, yeah
Quit gawkin’
Throw me a life line
There must be somebody
Who’ll give it a try
Not scared of hive walkin’
To save an ally

(another musical interlude...with less flailing...and more "resigned to certain death" sobbing)

Hive walkin’
Was caught by surprise, yeah
Bees buzzin’
Will bring my demise
Nobody
Can save me today
‘Cause all my hive walkin’
Chased my friends away

I’m squawkin’
While on me they dine, yeah
Hive walkin’
Is my camping crime
And I wish
Nobody
This level of pain
I won’t go hive walkin’
In my life again

Hive walkin’
(fade to end)