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Song Parodies -> "Sprayin' a Hive"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin' Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Sprayin' a Hive"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics


Well, you can tell by the way I use this hose
I’m a stupid man, not on my toes
Nature’s proud and don’t take sh*t
Won’t be kicked around by any twit
Now they’re all fight, there’s no doubt
They’re coming with their stingers out
I can try to run away
But I’ll down Benadryl today

If you want some honey or just think that it’s funny
No sprayin’ a hive, sprayin’ a hive
There’s a couple dozen
Of angry insects buzzin’
When sprayin’ a hive, sprayin’ a hive
Ow, ow, ow, ow,
Sprayin’ a hive, sprayin a hive
Yow, yow, yow, yow
Sprayin’ a hive.................

Well now, I’m a dope, a stupid churl
And I must do somethin’ to impress a girl
Got the Super Soaker and some booze
I’m a drunken fool, I’ll be on the news
Now they’re all fight, there’s no doubt
They’re coming with their stingers out
I can try to run away
But I’ll down Benadryl today

If you want some honey or just think that it’s funny
No sprayin’ a hive, sprayin’ a hive
There’s a couple dozen
Of angry insects buzzin’
When sprayin’ a hive, sprayin’ a hive
Ow, ow, ow, ow,
Sprayin’ a hive, sprayin a hive
Yow, yow, yow, yow
Sprayin’ a hive.................

I’m goin’ nowhere
Somebody help me
Get me a medic, yeah
Heartbeat is nowhere
Somebody help me yeah
Takin’ a dive...............

etc, repeat, on the way to the hospital

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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Mark Scotti - November 19, 2009 - Report this comment
A "stinging" parody! 555 stings...
Leo Keough - November 19, 2009 - Report this comment
A song about bees to a Bee Gees OS!!!...Oh yes, you're the great bee tender!!!...555!!
blackjack21 - November 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Buzzing with good lines. Fives for the hive.
dreaded mom - November 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Painfully funny, and you've captured the whining drone of the original...
Stan Hall - November 22, 2009 - Report this comment
ow ow ow ow ow
Lorna Moyle - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment
They’re coming with their stingers out XD Brilliant! 555

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