-> "Forlorn For Your Melbourne"
Original Song Title:
"Your Sweetness is My Weakness"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Forlorn For Your Melbourne"
The Lyrics
Background vocals:
(Forlorn for your Melbourne, and so Outback I need you)
(Forlorn for your Melbourne, and so Outback I need you)
(Forlorn)
(Melbourne)
(Forlorn)
(Melbourne)
Ooh, Chef, you know I need mo', uh-huh
What your cookin', Oz, has done to me
Like that big ol' longhorn hangin' on a wall, uh-huh
You’re a lovely sight, juicy sight to see, mmm, hmm
The way my knife cuts your Fillet
Mignon off the bone
32 ounces, I get weak in my knees
I’m so thankful I'm alone
I'm forlorn for your Melbourne, yeah
How it sizzles, my will fizzles, yeah, yeah
A1? I will use none, thanks
Your red meat (can't wait to eat)
They all say that I’m a fool, uh-huh
For eatin' you, for chewin' you this way
But sure as I am, I don’t give a damn
About what customers, other diners say
Other cooks try to imitate you
With some other steaks, uh-huh
But you're the only restaurant
Whose got it, what it takes
Forlorn yeah, for your Melbourne, yeah (Uh-huh), yeah (Uh-huh)
I've sworn, Oohh, on my first-born, yeah
Forlorn for your Melbourne, yeah (Ooh)
(Forlorn for your Melbourne, and so Outback I need you)
(Melbourne)
I'm forlorn for your Melbourne, oohh
Lord I'm torn, 'taters or corn, oohh
Porterhouse, I will not douse, oohh
Forlorn for your Melbourne
Oohh oww, oooh oww
I'm stuffed
I'm full, yeah
Oww oww oww, yeah
It's too much, no desert, yeah
Next time, I'll get salad
OOWW
Forlorn for your Melbourne, yeah, yeah
Stubborn, I was forewarned, yeah, yeah
Forlorn for your Melbourne, yeah, yeah
(Forlorn for your Melbourne, yeah, yeah)
(Forlorn for your Melbourne, yeah, yeah) ::repeats until end::
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