She's barkin' and she's bitchin'
Yellin' down the hall
Cussin' at her hubby
Poundin' on the wall
Kids outta sight
And outta harm's way
She's got PMS on this awful day
And so, and so, and so
She had her girlfriends over
Finger-lickin' good
And had a barrel of fun
She's a lesbian
Don't care 'bout her family
She hates every man
It's "Sex and the City"
And they're all lesbians
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When ever you're driving
And where ever you're bound
Just like Big Brother
State Cop is there (3x)
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Give your face somethin' to smile about
Give your face somethin' to smile about
With Botox
Doot, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
with Botox
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I am stuck on the highway
'Cause a bandit struck at me
I am stuck on the highway
'Cause a bandit struck at me
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They've got the Super Bowl blues
They've been meanin' to start cleanin' the smut on TV
Well, 'twas the lowdownest, boob job in town
But the FCC couldn't beat the Super Bowl blues
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He's not a healer
There's healers by the score
So see Doctor Kevorkian
The death of every frail old fart
He's the most deadliest doctor ever in the whole wide world
Doctor Kevorkian (4x)
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Join the Afghan people
Feelin' free,feelin' free
Join the Afghan people
Feelin' free,feelin' free
All across their nation
First election in a generation
Here today
Here to stay
Feelin' free
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So much fat in their food
Sodium and grease in their fries
And when you eat there, You'll get
Heartburn and acid inside
Doo doo doo doo doo doo (4x)
You deserve some heart attacks
So go on, and eat Big Macs
At McDonald's
You're already way too fat
From McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's