-> "I Write the Jokes"
Original Song Title:
"I Write the Songs"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Write the Jokes"
The Lyrics
I've been a card forever
You see my work when you sit down
I put the rhymes of "heart" and fart" together
I'm amusing and I write the jokes
I write the jokes inside the bathroom stalls
I have a sharpie that prints big on walls
I write the limericks that make you groan
I wipe my ass and write the jokes
I know my gags are stupid
But you're stuck there with nothing to read
I know it's just lewd graffiti
But like TP, I am filling a great need
I write the jokes inside the bathroom stalls
I have a sharpie that prints big on walls
I write the limericks that make you moan
I pick my nose and write the jokes
Oh, my humor makes you sick
I draw images of someone's dick
And I wrote some telephone numbers for you
Just doing my part
Hoo boy, I think I've whizzed a quart
It's from me it's for you
It's for you while I pee
It's a real commode-ity
I write the jokes inside the bathroom stalls
I have a sharpie that prints big on walls
I write the limericks that make you clean
I'm such and ass, I write the jokes
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