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Song Parodies -> "I Write the Jokes"

Original Song Title:

"I Write the Songs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"I Write the Jokes"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Ever wonder who this guy was?
I've been a card forever
You see my work when you sit down
I put the rhymes of "heart" and fart" together
I'm amusing and I write the jokes

I write the jokes inside the bathroom stalls
I have a sharpie that prints big on walls
I write the limericks that make you groan
I wipe my ass and write the jokes

I know my gags are stupid
But you're stuck there with nothing to read
I know it's just lewd graffiti
But like TP, I am filling a great need

I write the jokes inside the bathroom stalls
I have a sharpie that prints big on walls
I write the limericks that make you moan
I pick my nose and write the jokes

Oh, my humor makes you sick
I draw images of someone's dick
And I wrote some telephone numbers for you
Just doing my part
Hoo boy, I think I've whizzed a quart
It's from me it's for you
It's for you while I pee
It's a real commode-ity

I write the jokes inside the bathroom stalls
I have a sharpie that prints big on walls
I write the limericks that make you clean
I'm such and ass, I write the jokes
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Phil Alexander - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Three cheers for Mr Barely Manenough ;-)

...do you know the Graffiti Song by Ivor Biggun, by any chance?
Kristof Robertson - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Can I get you to come and decorate my bathroom? :-) 555
Johnny D - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Some come here for jokes and laughs,
after many tokes and quaffs.
I just come to read the jive,
and when it's good, I vote some fives
Leo Jay - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh. 5-5-5, though I thought by the title, it was going to be an Alan King tribute... anyone?
Michael Pacholek - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
How many Amirighters does it take to change a light bulb? None: Amirighters aren't afraid of the dark.
alvin rhodes - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
that's one busy guy...i see his work everywhere...5s
Red Sam Rackham - December 26, 2014 - Report this comment
This is truly a great tribute to any of us who have ever shared our wit on men's room walls. Reminds me vof that poem; Guys who write on men's room walls Roll their sh*t in little balls. Those who read these words of wit Eat those little balls of sh*t.

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