I met a pretty young girl,
She took her coat away,
She wore a pair of low rise jeans,
Yeah I wanted it that way.
Her thong was popping out the top',
and her butt crack I could see mmh,
Oooh, oooh she saw me stare
so she smiled and said to me:

You ain't seen buttocks yet,
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen buttocks yet,
Here's something that you never gonna forget,
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen buttocks yet.

And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She meant to show her butt crack off
And boy that butt was pure.
But then I saw a plumber
And he wore low rise too,
You've gotta pray that such a man
will never say to you:

You ain't seen buttocks yet,
B-B-B-Buddy, you just ain't seen buttocks yet,
Here's something that you never gonna forget,
B-B-B-Buddy, you just ain't seen buttocks yet.

And then I saw a transvestite
and he *she* wore low rise too
Could not pull off the sexy look
I could see a hair or two
(s)he said:

You ain't seen buttocks yet,
H-H-H-Honey, you just ain't seen buttocks yet,
Here's something that you never gonna forget,
H-H-H-Honey, you just ain't seen buttocks yet.