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Song Parodies -> "You Ain't Seen Buttocks Yet"

Original Song Title:

"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bachman Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"You Ain't Seen Buttocks Yet"

Parody Written by:

Laurence Dunne

The Lyrics

Those low-rise jeans...tish tish
I met a pretty young girl,
She took her coat away,
She wore a pair of low rise jeans,
Yeah I wanted it that way.
Her thong was popping out the top',
and her butt crack I could see mmh,
Oooh, oooh she saw me stare
so she smiled and said to me:

You ain't seen buttocks yet,
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen buttocks yet,
Here's something that you never gonna forget,
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen buttocks yet.

And now I'm feelin' better,
'Cause I found out for sure.
She meant to show her butt crack off
And boy that butt was pure.
But then I saw a plumber
And he wore low rise too,
You've gotta pray that such a man
will never say to you:

You ain't seen buttocks yet,
B-B-B-Buddy, you just ain't seen buttocks yet,
Here's something that you never gonna forget,
B-B-B-Buddy, you just ain't seen buttocks yet.

And then I saw a transvestite
and he *she* wore low rise too
Could not pull off the sexy look
I could see a hair or two
(s)he said:

You ain't seen buttocks yet,
H-H-H-Honey, you just ain't seen buttocks yet,
Here's something that you never gonna forget,
H-H-H-Honey, you just ain't seen buttocks yet.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

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Guy - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This one should be the butt of a lot of jokes I feel. Nice work.
Johnny D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh!
Jeff Reuben - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
It made me laugh...good job
Rick D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Made me laugh.
Adagio - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!
Oscar - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, I could groove to that one!
Melhi - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO!
The Great Karlando - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work.
Meriadoc - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
That was great!
Claude Prez - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny stuff
Phil Alexander - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Very enjoyable... though I notice Claude didn't take this opportunity to plug his own parody to the same tune (one of my favourites, so I'm going to anyway :-) ) - "You Ate Somebody's Pet" (http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bachmanturneroverdrive2.shtml)
Jack Wilson - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Peregrin - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved the plumber line Laurence!
2nz - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I tried not liking this, but it just didn't work. Funny till it hurts.
Laurence Dunne - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to all. This parody was really an afterthought and I never expected it to be popular...... Thanks for your votes, well at least to everyone except the spiteful individual who gave it a 1-1-1
Bob Gomez - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it, Laurence--one of the alltime great moron rock songs and you adapted it beautifully, improving on the original, I must say. d;:^)
mac - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done and funny!
Troy - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahaha bloody awsome stuff mate, all 5s!!! I too especially loved the plumbers crack line, it was the highlight of the parody. I've been fortunate enough to mostly see chicks bums hanging out of their cotton pants (some with g-bangers and some without) when going shopping and fortunately rarely ever see a blokes plumbers crack hangin out. So I cop mostly the good crack, not the bad crack!
Steven Cavanagh - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I expected a mention of the butt crack tatto craze. Doesn't it scare anyone else that in a few years we'll have thousands of middle aged ladies with tattoos over their sagging butts and drooping shoulders?

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