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Song Parodies -> "You Ain't Seen Solid Snake"

Original Song Title:

"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bachman-Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"You Ain't Seen Solid Snake"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

OK, I get that people have differences of opinions, and I highly respect that. However, I suspect that many of the people who voted 1s on my last two Metallica parodies were doing it as a form of trolling, and when people do that, it makes me feel angry. However, I'm going to take a break from that and write a less volatile parody. This one's about Solid Snake, the hero of the Metal Gear video game series. Enjoy the parody!
I met a secret agent,
Was hiding in a box.
I said “I got it comin’ to me,
‘Cause he Hounds me like a Fox.”
I thought that any box is good boxin’.
So I took that cardboard box, mmm
Ooh, ooh, he looked at me with those blue eyes, and said:

“You ain’t seen Solid Snake.
B-b-b baby, you just ain’t seen Solid Snake.
Here's a man who just really takes the cake.
B-b-b baby, you just ain’t seen S-S-Solid Snake.
Solid Snake, I've been around.”
That's what he told me.

And now I'm feelin’ better,
‘Cause I found out for sure,
Some guy was buildin’ mechas,
Solid Snake, he was the cure.
He said that, “any box is good boxin’.”
So he took that cardboard box, yes he took that cardboard box.
And then, he looked at me with those blue eyes, and said:

“You ain’t seen Solid Snake.
B-b-baby, you just ain’t seen S-S-Solid Snake.
Here's a man - here’s a man who just really takes the cake, baby.
You know, you know, you know you just ain’t seen Solid Snake.
They need terminatin’,
Gotta stop those fools.”

[guitar solo]

Any box is good boxin’.
So he took that cardboard box, yes he took that cardboard box.
And then, and then, and then he looked at me with piercing blue eyes, and said:

“You ain’t seen Solid Snake.
Baby, you just ain’t seen S-S-Solid Snake.
Here's a man - here's a man - here's an agent who takes the cake, baby.
Baby, baby, baby, you just ain’t seen S-S-Solid Snake.”

He's been around.
“You ain't seen Solid Snake."
That's what he told me.
He said, “They need terminatin’,
Gotta stop those fools."
I know I ain’t seen Solid Snake.
I know I ain’t seen Solid Snake, ooh, ooh, ooh.
They'll learn somethin’ when he gets through with ‘em.
This cat is good.
I've been everywhere.
But I ain’t seen Solid Snake...
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by taking your heart away.

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 6

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Gamer - May 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Totally lame representation. Try harder next time.
Anonymous - May 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Gamer: Fail troll is fail.
Jonathan - May 15, 2017 - Report this comment
snake? SNAAAKE!!!!! 5s
Hu's On First - May 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Not being familiar with this particular game, when I first saw the title I thought it was about someone with constant diarrhea. Glad I was wrong! I'll give you 5s because this is a good parody and because I'm part of the Counter-Troll Force.

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