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Song Parodies -> "The Paint You Sat On's Wet"

Original Song Title:

"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bachman Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"The Paint You Sat On's Wet"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i sat upon a park bench
to pass the time away
i saw a man come runnin' at me
he looked haunted and dismayed
he said, "you're zany, bub...you're nuts, cousin...
you should watch out where ya sit...hmm...hmm"
then he looked at me with big bulgin' eyes
and said...

"the paint you sat on's wet
b-b-b-buddy...yeah, the paint you sat on's wet
its something that's just as moist as it can get
b-b-b-buddy...yeah, the paint you sat on's wet

and now you've spread it all around"

and now i'm feeling splattered
i splotched my pants for sure
they were my favorite dockers
its just too much to endure
guess i could give my duds a good scrubbin'
but i think the things are wrecked
yeah, i think the things are wrecked
then he looked again with those bulgin' eyes
and said...

"the paint you sat on's wet
b-b-b-buddy...yeah, the paint you sat on's wet
its something that's just as moist as it can get
b-b-b-buddy...yeah, the paint you sat on's wet"

this is an aberration...golly, i'm a fool !

i know the paint i sat on's wet
i know the paint i sat on's wet
don't need no one to tell me
i know...i know....the paint i sat on's wet
yeah...the paint i sat on's wet
yuck...the paint i sat on's wet





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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Stan Hall - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
You ain't seen ones sent yet ... just 5s L-)
John Barry - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Title o' the day.
AFW - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
This sets well with me...unique theme
MasonR - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
You've painted a vivid picture with this one! 555
Jonathan - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! 5's (sits on something wet) Huh? (feels to see what's on my paints and realizes it's paint) D'oh!
alvin - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stan, john AFW, mason and jonathan
Peregrin - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Great title! Good job alvin!
alvin - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin
Serafina - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Real creative! I'll paint another perfect 5-5-5 vote on this one. ;)
Guy - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Guy: Hey Alvin, "You know you got paint on your ass?

Alvin - "No but if you hum a few bars I may be able to rap out a parody on it". Pa dump-dum.

Why is it you never see "dry paint" signs on stuff? We used to watch paint dry for kicks when I was a kid. Don't knock it 'til you try it. If this were a paint by the numbers all the numbers would be 5s.
alvin - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks serafina...thanks guy...dry paint signs...lol

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