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Song Parodies -> "Bakin' Scary Biscuits"

Original Song Title:

"Takin' Care Of Business"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bachman Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"Bakin' Scary Biscuits"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

she gets up every mornin'
and that oven starts warmin'
up to 315 until its ready
then a tray, inside, she shoves
with pastry puddles by the dozen
when they rise, they're sure to look pretty
but she ignores the time
and the rolls cook past their prime
and then the whole mess, she must throw away
and it makes me so annoyed
when my breakfast gets destroyed
i guess that her attention's astray

cause she is bakin' scary biscuits...every day
bakin' scary biscuits...its her way
she keeps bakin' scary biscuits,,,all the time
bakin' scary biscuits..her cookin' is a crime

come out molten, black and sizzlin'
as a batch she is fizzlin'
and i make mad sounds as i bellow
they have come out all scarred
cause she took it way too far
it takes me quite a while to get mellow

and i'm never eatin' buns
cause she burns 'em, every one
she knows that i don't like 'em that way
and i ain't overjoyed
with the methods she employs
they're overdone cause she lets 'em stay

and she is bakin' scary biscuits...every day
bakin' scary biscuits...its her way
she keeps bakin' scary biscuits,,,all the time
bakin' scary biscuits..her cookin' is a crime
burned up !

bakin' scary biscuits
bakin' scary biscuits
bakin' scary biscuits



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Dylan Baranski - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever parody, dude! 5-5-5 pounds of flour for you.
Tim Mayfield - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
This one rocks! Must be something in the way it's prepared. :-)
McKludge - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
You can always play hockey with them, or use them as construction material. 555
Ann Hammond - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Jack Wilson - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job! 5s
alvin - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks dylan tim mckludge ann and jack
John Lovit - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I bet the guy in Sling Blade would eat them with some mustard. Very funny and great pacing too. Lots of good rhyming substitution and clever title. I vote 555
2Eagle - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Then go buy some ready to bake biscuits in a can or learn to bake your own.
AFW - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
You get the Fives-bury baking award for this...great job
John Barry - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody is fully baked. Wasn't the OS by Bakeman Turnover?
alvin - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john 2eagle AFW and john...lol
Johnny D - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
555, and I thought this was going to be about the baker in "Sweeney Todd".
stuart mcarthur - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
ha, I hit the ground laughing with this one Al from the title alone - yeah I've had some scary biscuits - didn't know they were scary til I woke up the following afternoon - 555
alvin - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks johnny and stuart

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