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Song Parodies -> "You Ain't Screamed, 'Nelson!' Yet"

Original Song Title:

"You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bachman Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"You Ain't Screamed, 'Nelson!' Yet"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

I met a lovely woman
It's good to be her man
But the thought keeps comin' to me
That she don't know who I am

Last week, I was givin' good lovin'
She said, "OH YEAH! DO ME, BRETT!"
"MM, OOH!, OOH!" And then
I looked right into her big brown eyes, and said,
"You ain't screamed, "Nelson!" yet
B-, b-, b-, baby, you just ain't
Screamed "Na-, na-, Nelson!" yet
I'm Nelson, but you just called me Brett
B-, b-, b-, baby, you know you ain't screamed
"Na-, Na-, Nelson!" yet."

I have a nervous sss-stutter
But I don't have a cure
But, if my name, she'd uh-utter
It'd be a help for sure

Last night I gave her good love
She said, "OOH, YEAH! THAT'S IT, CHET!"
I thought, "Who the hell is Chet?"
And then I looked right into
Her big brown eyes, and said,
"You ain't sscreamed, "Nelson!" yet.
B-, b-, b-, baby, you just
Ain't screamed, "Na-, Na-, Nelson!" yet.
I'm Nelson, I'm Na-, Nelson
But I guess you just forget, b-, baby
You know, you know, you know
You still ain't sss-creamed, "Nelson!" yet."

(Brief musical interlude)

This morning during our lovin'
She said, "MORE, OH YES, YVETTE!"
(Hmm, this just might work out yet!)
And then, and then, and then
I looked right into those big brown eyes
And said, "You ain't sscreamed, "Nelson!" yet."
"B-, b-, b-baby, you just ain't screamed
Na-, Nelson yet!"
"I'm Nelson, I'm Nnnelson
I'm Nelson
And I'd like to meet Y-, Y-, Yvette, baby?"
"Baby, baby, b-, baby but
You ain't screamed Na-, Na-, Nelson yet"
"You ain't screamed Nelson yet"
"Na na na na na na na na na yet"
"Na na na na na na na na na yet"
"Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh"
"No you ain't screamed, "Na-, Nelson!" yet"

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Kristof Robertson - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick...I'm speechless. This is ROFL funny. 555
AFW - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
LMAO..were you tryin' for a full nelson, or just a half?
alvin rhodes - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
funny as hell...and i can relate...my stepdaughter loves those guys...5s
Arwen - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL...great job, Rick!
Rick C - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof, AFW, Alvin and Arwen (thanks for the OS idea).
Paul Robinson - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick C - Sometimes names become less important as the activity approaches peak level...I remember this from long ago...alvin - LOL on that
Leo Jay - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny as hell. Let us know how things work out once Yvette joins the party...
Rick C - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul (LOL) and Leo (LOL).
Johnny D - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
HAR !!
Rick C - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny. Welcome back!
Red Ant - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL Rick, hell of a way to open the amiright page up with this one the top listing today.555.
Rick D - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I was thinking about doing this song yesterday, now I'll have to wait. You should be getting something in the mail soon.
Rick C - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Red Ant and Mr. D. Yes, Rick, it was waiting for me when I got home. Thank you. I'll give a listen later.
Dee Range - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Absolutely hilarious,Brett...er... Rick, maybe even your best yet, which is saying something. Screamin' HI FIVES!
Rick C - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dee. Good to see ya back!
Michael Pacholek - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Since AFW got to the obvious joke first ("Your name is Nelson? And she don't know the half of it!")... I guess she hasn't figured out the answer to this Nelson riddle.
Rick C - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael. Nice pun on Nelson Riddle you orchestrated.
Peter Andersson - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's the local twist, a few years back the biggest zoo here had its first rhino born in captivity, being masters of know-how to get publicity they managed to get it on the nationwide news with a name-it contest. For some idiotic reason they went with the suggestion "Nelson" in honor of Nelson Mandela. (Naming an animal keept behind bars after a human who spent 27 years that way, yeah right, he'd be soo proud [END MODE SARCASM]). But little Nelson turned out be born with heart/brain failure and died after 14 days of struggling on the front pages, ripping the record season right away from under the zoo's nose. God may work in mysterious ways, but some sinners really are stricken down immediatelly.

So whenever I hear the name Nelson, that's what I'm thinking of. But keep the horn up Rick!
Stuart McArthur - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I reckon there's more to this, Rick - I reckon Yvette and Chet have got something going (just a feeling) - and noone's screamed n-n-n-nelson yet to m-m-m-me either - should I be worried? - LOL funny, Rick - 555
Rick C - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peter, I will keep the horn up, LOL! Stuart, don't worry, be happy! Who knows, maybe Chet and Yvette will show up in another parody together.
Adagio - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree - one of your funniest, which IS saying something. I loved the way you used the OS stutters to your advantage. All of it is LOLOL 5's
Rick C - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Adagio!
Rick C - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Adagio!
Rick C - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Guess I'm s-still stuttering Adagio!
Adagio - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I wondered, Rick C. I thought something had gone wrong with my PC to see the same thing twice...lol
Michael Pacholek - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Regardless, this "Nelson" is a "Victory."
Rick C - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Admirable comment, Michael.
Dumb Ass Kid - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] As with Arwen's, I only know the chorus from the original song, but also was the case with Arwens, this was a clever bit of writing!
Leo Jay - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Good hell is this funny. Obviously, Nelson's Column must not be all that memorable an experience for the ladies...
Red Ant - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM ) See above!
Arwen - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--still funny...and yes, I'm still bitter...; )
Peter Andersson - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM). Actually, I don't care if they don't scream, some women's voices are as annoying as the smell of burning rubber...
Agrimorfee - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I always wondered why Randy Bachman stutters his way thorugh this song! 555.
Mike (Mike Armstrong) - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Love the Yvette line, good work
Dr. Bob - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
now this i like! cute idea. well-written.
Dee Range - July 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Still screamin' hilarious.
Jeff Reuben - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Somehow expecting an wrestling song (half-nelson), this was a pleasant surprise! Very funny, made me laugh.
Charlie Decker - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Bloody hilarious! I, too was expecting a wrestling song, but I think this is much better.
Stuart McArthur - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(sotm) already commented and still LOL-funny Rick - and when you do finally meet Yvette, can you introduce her to me? I like the sound of her ;-)
Spaff.com - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
My problem is that my significant other, Yvette, ALWAYS calls me Nelson. That's not my name, of course, but it didn't bother me because I figured she was just referring to that Swedish rhinoceros. But after reading this parody, it all suddenly makes sense. You b-b-b-bastard.

Have you recorded this yet? I'd love to hear it.
Johnny D - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above! HAR AGAIN !
Tim Mayfield - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Love the setup stanza. Perfectly poignant. 5's
Phil Alexander - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent, Rick - I've yet to think up a good idea for this song (and always seem to end up thinking of this one: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bachmanturneroverdrive2.shtml instead, which is still one of my all-time favourites on amiright), but I'll get there in the end...
Kristof Robertson - July 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) One of my faves of yours. Bravo!!
Mikey Squirrel - July 31, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM.. You captured the s-s-stuttering effect of fellow Canucks BTO perfectly. I personally thought this was going to be about Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons. Oh well. Well done, Rick. 555
2nz - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
COulda sworn I'd commented already here, but this was hilarious stuff, Rick. Nice job here.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha ha ha ha haaa! Nice one, I so wasn't expecting the theme. I thought it would be along the lines of screaming 'Uncle' as a sign of surrender when having your arm twisted off by an older sibling.
'Yvette'... ha ha ha haaa...
Agrimorfee - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Y was a very good letter for many of us here in the past 2 years. Here's another classic which will rank high.
Johnny D - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) What Johnny D HAR'd !!
Matthias - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Perhaps you'd have better luck with Yvette...
Michael McVey - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
This was good -- especially the last verse!
Arwen - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC...a classic, Mr. C. I think I love it more now, even...=)
stuart mcarthur - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(abc3Y) still hilarious Rick - although I think the problem is deeper than Nelson thinks - screaming "Nelson" whilst in the throes of passion is unlikely to heighten the ecstasy imo - but maybe that's just me
Mikey Squirrel - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- See my previous comment. Still funny to read again!

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