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Song Parodies -> "Faking Carey's Big Chest"

Original Song Title:

"Taking Care of Business"

Original Performer:

Bachman, Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"Faking Carey's Big Chest"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

This was originally going to be titled "Faking Carey's Big T*ts" but, I wasn't so sure I'd get away with that so, here is the compromised version. Rick "Copout" Cormier
Faking Carey's Big Chest

This Carey girl, Mariah
With her voice, was on fire
But she felt her chest was such a pity
Needed help there up above and
Thought she'd get a lot more lovin'
As a girl with double D t*tties
But her brain's not prime
And she got it in her mind
Synthetic breast enhancement was the way
Life would better be enjoyed
If a doctor she employed
To mold her like a sculptor would clay
And he'd be

Faking Carey's big chest. Plastic cones
Faking Carey's big chest. She should own
Faking Carey's big chest. They're so fine
Faking Carey's big chest. They don't sag over time
Jut out

So then she started her mission
Found a booby physician
To work on her mounds of marshmallow
She could be a bigger star
Showed her jugs in a jar
And she picked some "bout the size of two pillows
And he said, "You can't go wrong
With two globs of silicon."
"Guys'll like you better this way."
"If it's swimming you enjoy,
You will always be buoyed."
"So throw that old life jacket away."
And he'll be

Faking Carey's big chest. Pick your own
Faking Carey's big chest. Styrofoam
Faking Carey's big chest. They're sublime
Faking Carey's big chest. Doc's working overtime

Lovely pair of buzoombas
Look at them sway while I play. Whoo!

The doc made a believer
Of this once too-flat diva
All the guys, around her, do rally
Just to try to get a peek
At these marvels in plastique and
Cleavage nowthe silicon valley
And she feels just fine
It was worth it, every dime
Her fans all wanna give "em both a squeeze
"Cause we all know that the boys
Have more fun with bigger toys
"Hey doctor, thanks for the mammaries!"
The doc was

Faking Carey's big chest. "They're brand new!"
Faking Carey's big chest. "I bought two!"
Faking Carey's big chest. "They're both mine!"
Faking Carey's big chest. "He made them really fine!"
Faking Carey's big chest. "They're not real!"
Faking Carey's big chest. "Wanna feel?"
Faking Carey's big chest
Faking Carey's big chest
Faking Carey's big chest

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 24

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alvin rhodes - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
marvelous the "jut out "...5s
Rick D - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Hah. I love anyone making fun of this loony bimbo. I think silcone affects brain cells. Very funny. As Mari says' "They call the windbag Mariah"
Rod Worden - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
The Real Deal, RCC! Loved the intro, too.
Johnny D - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I approve this parody. Especially these lines:

Faking Carey's big chest.
They don't sag over time
Jut out

-- Johnny DD
2Eagle - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I wonder if that would have been Michael Jackson's next step if he had behaved himself and hadn't gotten into trouble with the law.
Jeff Reuben - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, boobs and breasts go over well here. I even have one (obvious) one in my archive! Well done, I like the variations in the chorus.
Dee Range - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent. I'll sing BIG TITS now thanks to you comment. 555
Adagio - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05-F) LOL!
Guy - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-F) One of the breast parodies I've seen on the subject.
Red Ant - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
( ABC-F 05 ) Funny and 555.
Johnny D - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Rex - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC - F) Sometimes singers just need to get something on their chests.
Melhi - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(F) Love the choruses!
Agrimorfee - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Funny...must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that...
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliantly done, funny and enjoyable. 555% increase of areola area.
Charlie Decker - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad at all. The choruses rock!
MysteryGoat - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Excellent song, laughed all the way.
Jeff Reuben - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC-See above!
Phil Alexander - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Finely expurgated, Rick ;-) Well, that's something else taken care of.
Kristof Robertson - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) A LOL classic!
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "F" SILVER MEDAL - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment;topic=3010.0;id=6170;image
martha - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
another classic for the amiright tits collection....

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