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Song Parodies -> "Lumpy Lawn's Diseased"

Original Song Title:

"Something's Wrong with Me"

Original Performer:

Austin Roberts

Parody Song Title:

"Lumpy Lawn's Diseased"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Another one that only Alvin will know - heh heh... ;-)
Lumpy lawn's diseased - looks like a field full of mines
Complete disgrace no matter what I do
It curls and it's browning, used to look so fine
I maybe should buy astro-turf new

Tunneling of termites - mounds are just looking to grow too
Humplings in the grass where sleeping gophers abound too
Couplings of the moles will see the yard soon condemned too
Lumpy lawn's diseased
Lumpy lawn's diseased

Mr. Grey the gard'ner he just points and makes fun
In vain he says to scatter those seeds
Beneath this soil I'm swearing are just tare's roots profound
And shov'ling poo's just bearing jumbo weeds

Crumbling, I despise that dust - with water should get to
Humbling the disgrace - says I lose 'homeowner round 2'
Thumbing all its nose at me are crabgrass root-lets too
Lumpy lawn's diseased
Lumpy lawn's diseased

Swear lumpy lawn's diseased
Sure swear lumpy lawn's diseased
Bare lumpy lawn...

Pumping fertilizer soaked with water - must get to
Dumping toxic waste would prob'ly improve the ground too
Something looks like mold - it's turning grey and it's wet too
Lumpy lawn!

(repeat and fade)

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mandamoo - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
'Another one that only Alvin will know.....' Wrong ! I tell ya Buffalo grass is the absolute pits to keep looking nice. That's why we live in a lawn free place now ! Trees only ! Haha ! This is great, gave me a good chuckle !
CeramicsFanatic - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
A bit off on your pacing but otherwise good! :-)
Mari D - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like fun (unless you're the gardener), but DKTOS.
Austin Roberts - February 11, 2006 - Report this comment

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