Chance meet at bar
You winked an eye
You bought me booze
And asked my sign
You drove me home
And sought my laxity
And felt me up in spate of giggling
But now you’ve seeded me

You waved your length
To land me prone and then
Debased this girl
As I sighed now and then
You said goodbye - without a care at all
Denied that I could have something concerning me
You seeded me
You seeded me

And my rags have been past due
Now that the deed is do’ed
No bleeding due - I do declare
And last New Year’s Eve was so naive
I broke my rule
Of not lyin’ with someone
Less: Millionaire!

And now I stand
Before your home
With nine months past
Now look what’s come
You’ll give me dough
This crying brat to tend
Don’t spurn your fry
Or else you’ll rue it then
We’ll legislate, my friend

You bought me drinks
How could I then abstain?
You placed your kern-
-el in my womb and then
You said goodbye - and left me kiddyful
Your ride left I with all your dreaded sperm in me
You seeded me
You seeded me

You seeded me
You seeded me