-> "Where'd You Hide the Gin? (version A)"
Original Song Title:
"Where Do I Begin? (Theme from 'Love Story')" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Where'd You Hide the Gin? (version A)"
Where'd you hide the gin?
My brand-new bottle that I bought today at three?
A few short minutes left until sobriety
That "twelve-step" bit might work for some, but not for me
Please, have a heart!
Quit the juice? Hell, no!
I'm so serene now, thanks to bourbon, scotch and wine
A dry martini beats a soda any time
I'd even sell my wife (no longer in her prime)
For bev'rage cart
Those stills impart --
-- Such very special things: The Maker's Mark™ --
-- With subtle flavorings; The Cuervo Gold™,
The "Captain's"™ rum,
The 42 Below™:
So smooth and warming
A glass in my hand…
Goodbye to cares…
Think on cocktails past:
(Such lovely treasures!) Happy Hours: spent my pay
I'd have Old-Fashioneds brought to me upon a tray
And blow through thirty while folks started in dismay
"My God—Look there!"
(Tipsy interlude and clumsy tango)
Better find it fast
Before the pleasure-able numbness fades away…
I've ransacked every room—whole house in disarray
To think I trusted her… such d*mn naiveté!
I know it's here…
[Fade, amid banging and rustling sounds…]
It *must* be here…
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