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Song Parodies -> "Poured Some Rogaine"

Original Song Title:

"Horse With No Name"

Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"Poured Some Rogaine"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

yes, at first my hair was curly
it had stayed that way all my life
but old age occurred...a dreadful thing
for its baldness that it brings
the first thing i thought was my skull i should buzz
but then i...shot that down
the heat was on...quite distressed was i
till a remedy i found

you see, life's been truly pleasant since i poured some rogaine
it felt good to recover my mane
effervescent...i am a hit with the dames
cause there's no bald spot there to cause me no shame
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha

after two days...with this treatment done
the hair returned to my head
after three days...of this treatment fun
quite delighted how the hair had spread
now i got me a load...how my hair overflowed
and i laughed to think i'd felt dread

you see, life's been truly pleasant since i poured some rogaine
it felt good to recover my mane
effervescent...i am a hit with the dames
cause there's no bald spot there to cause me no shame
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha

after nine days...it was a brand new me
i'm the man that i used to be
i had locks that curled and everything
and i felt just like a king
this potion is a wonder...its the best that i've found
now i'm perfectly styled above
upon my head lies...hair that's healthy and sound
its a part of me that i love

you see, life's been truly pleasant since i poured some rogaine
it felt good to recover my mane
effervescent...i am a hit with the dames
cause there's no bald spot there to cause me no shame
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha

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Red Ant - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Much better than TOS. Hair's some 5s.
Ann Hammond - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
like this
alvin - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks red ant and ann
John Barry - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I love it!
alvin - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john
AFW - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
A row of three fives for Rogaine
alvin - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
McKludge - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Now Red Ant, why do you hate America?

Alvin, is your shift key broken? Here's $5.55 for a new keyboard.
alvin - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge....i'm just too lazy to use the shift key
Red Ant - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
McKludge - America (the band) is just not my cup of tea. Looking at a blank screen is better than hearing "A Horse With No Name", thus I give all parodies of TOS 555 (though Alvin did earn his =)).
PMS - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with Red Ant.
alvin - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks PMS

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