-> "Poured Some Rogaine"
Original Song Title:
"Horse With No Name"
Parody Song Title:
"Poured Some Rogaine"
The Lyrics
yes, at first my hair was curly
it had stayed that way all my life
but old age occurred...a dreadful thing
for its baldness that it brings
the first thing i thought was my skull i should buzz
but then i...shot that down
the heat was on...quite distressed was i
till a remedy i found
you see, life's been truly pleasant since i poured some rogaine
it felt good to recover my mane
effervescent...i am a hit with the dames
cause there's no bald spot there to cause me no shame
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
after two days...with this treatment done
the hair returned to my head
after three days...of this treatment fun
quite delighted how the hair had spread
now i got me a load...how my hair overflowed
and i laughed to think i'd felt dread
you see, life's been truly pleasant since i poured some rogaine
it felt good to recover my mane
effervescent...i am a hit with the dames
cause there's no bald spot there to cause me no shame
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
after nine days...it was a brand new me
i'm the man that i used to be
i had locks that curled and everything
and i felt just like a king
this potion is a wonder...its the best that i've found
now i'm perfectly styled above
upon my head lies...hair that's healthy and sound
its a part of me that i love
you see, life's been truly pleasant since i poured some rogaine
it felt good to recover my mane
effervescent...i am a hit with the dames
cause there's no bald spot there to cause me no shame
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha..ha ha
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