On the first part of my journey
I was pooping on all the life
Poop from the plants and birds and rocks and things
There was feces on hills and rings
The first thing that pooped was a fly with a buzz
And it pooped in the sky and the clouds
The heat was hot and the feces were dry
And my crap was very brown

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I've been through the desert with a horse that just craped
It felt good to get it out of my system
In the desert there's no toilet to poo
'Cause there ain't now place to take a poo
Splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat

After two days in the desert sun
My poop began to turn hard
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a tower of feces
And the story that told of a brown river that flowed
Made me sad to think I didn't have to poo
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After nine days I let my pee run free
And then the desert had turned to sea
Peeing on plants and birds and rocks and things
there was sperm on sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a toilet with it's life underground
And a perfect sperm bubble above
Under the pee lies a heart made of brown
But the humans will crap with love
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