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Song Parodies -> "A Horse that Just Craped"

Original Song Title:

"A Horse with No Name"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"A Horse that Just Craped"

Parody Written by:

Poopie Longstocking

The Lyrics

On the first part of my journey
I was pooping on all the life
Poop from the plants and birds and rocks and things
There was feces on hills and rings
The first thing that pooped was a fly with a buzz
And it pooped in the sky and the clouds
The heat was hot and the feces were dry
And my crap was very brown

I've been through the desert with a horse that just craped
It felt good to get it out of my system
In the desert there's no toilet to poo
'Cause there ain't now place to take a poo
Splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat

After two days in the desert sun
My poop began to turn hard
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a tower of feces
And the story that told of a brown river that flowed
Made me sad to think I didn't have to poo

After nine days I let my pee run free
And then the desert had turned to sea
Peeing on plants and birds and rocks and things
there was sperm on sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a toilet with it's life underground
And a perfect sperm bubble above
Under the pee lies a heart made of brown
But the humans will crap with love

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   7
 2   0
 3   1
 4   2
 5   5

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Anal re10tiv cop - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Poopie!! I thought you'd died!!!
Royce Miller - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Where's that one's guy when you need him?
Chuck A. Spear - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Not up to your usual standards...but amusing- 444. The ocean is a toilet part was the best. (We swim in a fishes' toilet!)
Mr. Ones Guy - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Right here, Royce! I don't care how well-paced this parody is; it deserves a 1-1-1 vote because it is way too disgusting.
Red Ant - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't believe the real PL wrote this for several reasons: 1: Not great pacing. 2: Spelling feces the American way 3: Putting (chorus) vs typing it out and 4: Enabling comments. Usually all submissions of this song get a 555 from me, but this isn't one of them. No vote.
Chuck A. Spear - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
.....and the real Poopie, I believe, is capable of spelling "crapped" correctly!
Parody police - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm with Chuck, Red, and Mr. Ones Guy. All person who posted this: Take off your mask now and reveal your true identity to us...or we shall have to put the cuffs on you and take you away to jail!!
Icky Ticky Tavi - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I would vote zero's on this, but unfortunately that number doesn't appear on the ballot. I, too, think this parody sucks.
Mr. Potty Mouth - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
What's with you people giving perfect scores on this parody? It sux! At least four wise people had the smarts to vote 1,1,1 on it.
poomaster - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Poopie, what ever happened happened to you?
aoit - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Poopie died.
2Eagle - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Have you seen Colorado Blvd after the Rose Parade?
59Eagle - August 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes. For only a split second. Then the camera cuts away to a view pointing down the street, and then I see all the credits on the tv screen.
By the way, count my low vote in too.

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