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Song Parodies -> "Yoda Named I Am"

Original Song Title:

"A Horse With No Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"Yoda Named I Am"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Journey on the first part of Luke's
All his strife looking at was he
Fear and hate and much hostility
Wisdom in need of was he

A fly with a buzz the first thing Luke met was
On my world Dagoba
Swamp wet it was, and the ground dry not
But full was the air of sound

Jedi Master am I, and Yoda named I am
Luke me sought to get out of a jam
On my planet, am I a green little man
Yet among Jedi, truly giant I am

Hmm! Hmm!
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm!
Hmm-hmm-hmm!
Hmmmmmm, hmm!
Hmm! Hmm!
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm!
Hmm-hmm-hmm!
Hmmmmmm, hmm!

After two days, here on Dagoba
Learned Luke the Jedi Mind-Trick
After three days, in the swampy rot
Looking was Luke rather red-eyed-sick
So a story told I of a Jedi who died
When with Maul's light-saber was sticked

See you, Jedi Master am I, and Yoda named I am
Luke me sought to get out of a jam
On my planet, am I a green little man
But mat-ters size not when The Force you command

Hmm! Hmm!
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm!
Hmm-hmm-hmm!
Hmmmmmm, hmm!
Hmm! Hmm!
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm!
Hmm-hmm-hmm!
Hmmmmmm, hmm!

After nine days, free ran that Luke from me
'Cause the rebel-fleet needed he
Fear and hate and much hostility
Still there too much was in he

The Force is like an ocean spreading life all around
From the lowest to high above
A Jedi pities,
Wise their heart is, abound-ing with selfless and spir'tual love

See you, Jedi Master am I, and Yoda named I am
Luke me sought to get out of a jam
On my planet, am I a green little man
Mess with me and to you your head I can hand

Hmm! Hmm!
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm!
Hmm-hmm-hmm!
Hmmmmmm, hmm!
Hmm! Hmm!
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm!
Hmm-hmm-hmm!
Hmmmmmm, hmm!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Adagio - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice Yoda-talk. :D 5's
2nz - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Difficult to sing, this is, but fun to read, it was. Know your 24th century, you do.
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Eppy 3 is coming up soon, unlike this parody I have a bad feeling about it.
Steven Cavanagh - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Good song! Yes, Mmmmmm! But know how to spell Dagobah, you do not :-)
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny: I'm glad you didn't turn "lightsaber" into a double-entendre. Have fit here, it would not. Steven: Proper spelling? Hmph! A parodist craves not these things. 2nz: You've got your sci-fi myths mixed up. "Star Trek" is the 24th Century, while "Star Wars" is "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away."
Steve K. - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Difficult, it must be, a rhyme scheme to create, while the grammar of Master Yoda, you emulate.
Guy - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
May this horse befit you. Done well parody hard to read it is but unfunny was not.
Johnny D - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat, 2nz, Peter, Steven, Michael, Steve K., and Guy!
MasonR - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I can feel the farce, Luke! 555's you get.
Johnny D - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm! Thanked you are, MasonR!
Postal - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Check it
Johnny D - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Postal: I did, thank you!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Always the innovative parody writer! (I wonder what Yoda imitating George Bush would sound like...) DKTOS so vote will I not.

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