Song Parodies -> Nevada Highway
| Original Song Title: | "Ventura Highway" |
| Original Performer: | America |
| Parody Song Title: | "Nevada Highway" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Chewin' on a piece of ass
Bought one down the road
Tell me, how much they charge you back there, Joe?
Some people say
This desert weather really blows
You don't care, I know
Nevada Highway
In the sunshine
Where bordellos cluster
For nights of luster and moonshine
You're gonna go
I know, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
'Cause the free offer coupon's in your hand
And a daze surrounds your upright gland
Free sins flying through the sand
"Copulator Wizards", they're the band...they're the band
Did it, did it
Did it, did it
Did it, did it
Did it, did it...
Swingin' like a balling star
Waitin' for the girly scream
Sorry boy, but I've been hit by someone's cream
Aw, come on, Joe, you can always
Wipe that clean
Thanks a lot, hun, time to ream
Nevada Highway
In the sunshine
Where bordellos cluster
For nights of luster and moonshine
You're gonna go
I know, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
'Cause the free offer coupon's in your hand
And a daze surrounds your upright gland
Free sins flying through the sand
"Copulator Wizards" in the band...in the band
Did it, did it
Did it, did it
Did it, did it
Did it, did it...
Bought one down the road
Tell me, how much they charge you back there, Joe?
Some people say
This desert weather really blows
You don't care, I know
Nevada Highway
In the sunshine
Where bordellos cluster
For nights of luster and moonshine
You're gonna go
I know, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
'Cause the free offer coupon's in your hand
And a daze surrounds your upright gland
Free sins flying through the sand
"Copulator Wizards", they're the band...they're the band
Did it, did it
Did it, did it
Did it, did it
Did it, did it...
Swingin' like a balling star
Waitin' for the girly scream
Sorry boy, but I've been hit by someone's cream
Aw, come on, Joe, you can always
Wipe that clean
Thanks a lot, hun, time to ream
Nevada Highway
In the sunshine
Where bordellos cluster
For nights of luster and moonshine
You're gonna go
I know, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
'Cause the free offer coupon's in your hand
And a daze surrounds your upright gland
Free sins flying through the sand
"Copulator Wizards" in the band...in the band
Did it, did it
Did it, did it
Did it, did it
Did it, did it...
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And I couldn't get "Poke a Ho" through? Almost up to the big 200. where's the party?
Nevada, where else? Sheesh, JD! Btw, DKTOS
DKTOS ,but still this was great! 555!
Fremont Street east of downtown Las Vegas is a sleazy red light area that this song described to a T
I was laughing out loud from the second line on. Great job as usual, Johnny.
Thank you all, Rick D, Adagio, Jack, Tim, and mac!
Rick D - thanks for mentioning my reaching the big 200. No party per se . . . just more parodies to come!
Bordellos with coupons--a grotesque but funny concept.
Heh heh heh, thanks Jay W, call it the "red light special", I guess.
Great job, JD! I know the original song very well (unlike some of the people who commented). Sorry I missed this one; I was away last weekend. Anyway, perfect score.
unlike the women in brothels, this was priceless....and may i add, the lyrics make much more sense than the original...5s
Thanks Serafina, and thanks Alvin.
Parump! Um...er...I mean harrumph! ;-)
Thanks Meriadoc! Long live the Land of Nye!
In Pahrump and other rural parts of Nevada, prostittion is legal. Prostitution is NOT legal in Las Vegas, Reno, Henderson, Carson City, and Lake Tahoe
Thanks Tim ......... I wonder if Green Orion Women are available at Area 51 ?
Anything is possible, Johnny.
I am going to hold you to that, Tim.
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