Song Parodies -> Sister Mary McIntyre
| Original Song Title: | "Sister Golden Hair" |
| Original Performer: | America |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sister Mary McIntyre" |
| Parody Written by: | Leo Jay |
Though I went to Mass on Sunday, said confession and was blessed,
I had sinful thoughts on Monday, 'bout the babe in that black dress;
As she stood there by the altar with her wafer and her wine,
I was praying that the Lord would make her mine.
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, Sister Mary McIntyre
But I know you're so devout you'll never give in to desire
You can't take another lover -- you've got three rolled into one
With the Holy Spirit, the Father and the Son
Won't you meet me near the Chapel, in the closet by the stairs?
Won't your lips give just a sample, show they're not just made for prayers?
Are these thoughts x-rated?
Will they get me excommunicated?
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, Sister Mary McIntyre
But I know you're so devout you'll never give in to desire
You can't take another lover -- you've got three rolled into one
With the Holy Spirit, the Father and the Son
Won't you meet me near the Chapel, in the closet by the stairs?
Won't your lips give just a sample, show they're not just made for prayers?
Are these thoughts x-rated?
Will they get me excommunicated?
I had sinful thoughts on Monday, 'bout the babe in that black dress;
As she stood there by the altar with her wafer and her wine,
I was praying that the Lord would make her mine.
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, Sister Mary McIntyre
But I know you're so devout you'll never give in to desire
You can't take another lover -- you've got three rolled into one
With the Holy Spirit, the Father and the Son
Won't you meet me near the Chapel, in the closet by the stairs?
Won't your lips give just a sample, show they're not just made for prayers?
Are these thoughts x-rated?
Will they get me excommunicated?
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, Sister Mary McIntyre
But I know you're so devout you'll never give in to desire
You can't take another lover -- you've got three rolled into one
With the Holy Spirit, the Father and the Son
Won't you meet me near the Chapel, in the closet by the stairs?
Won't your lips give just a sample, show they're not just made for prayers?
Are these thoughts x-rated?
Will they get me excommunicated?
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Brilliant work, Leo Jay - excellent pacing and internal rhyme, and very funny as well - three 5's and three cheers for you!
Flowed really well, great job!
The 'three rolled into one" made me laugh out loud! :-D
Thanks, thanks, thanks!
Trying to lose the habit, eh? I loved it, Leo. Nun's the wiser.
What Meridoc said. This is hilarious! I can't believe I've never seen it before, you bad boy.
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