Song Parodies -> A Dork With No Brain
| Original Song Title: | "A Horse With No Name" |
| Original Performer: | America |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Dork With No Brain" |
| Parody Written by: | Smurf and Mr. Horse |
A Dork with no Brain
In her first college semester
She was dating a lot of guys
There were scamps and jerks and jocks and dinks
There was one night stands and flings
The first one she met was a guy with a buzz
Then the next - what a clown!
Next one was hot but his breath was not
And the stench was all around
she's just through with dating all the dorks with no brain
It feels good to be single again
If they call -she can't remember their name
Then there ain't no way to get stuck with the lame
La, la ...
After two days with a surfer bum
Her skin began to turn red
After three days with a crack-head, dum
She was sleeping' in a flower bed
And the story she told of a biker who toked
Broke a pool cue over her head!
You see she's just through with dating all the dorks with no brain
She feels good to be single again
If they call -she can't remember their name
Then there ain't no way to get stuck with the lame
La, la ...
After nine guys she let herself break free
From the feeling she had a need
For the geeks and nerds and gimps and freaks
And the one night stands and flings
The dating world is something like a poop in a pot
With a stinky disguise above
Under the surface lies a stench goin' round
But the hot air it just ain't love
You see she's just through with dating all the dorks with no brain
It feels good to be single again
If they call -she can't remember their name
Then there ain't no way to get stuck with the lame
La, la ...
In her first college semester
She was dating a lot of guys
There were scamps and jerks and jocks and dinks
There was one night stands and flings
The first one she met was a guy with a buzz
Then the next - what a clown!
Next one was hot but his breath was not
And the stench was all around
she's just through with dating all the dorks with no brain
It feels good to be single again
If they call -she can't remember their name
Then there ain't no way to get stuck with the lame
La, la ...
After two days with a surfer bum
Her skin began to turn red
After three days with a crack-head, dum
She was sleeping' in a flower bed
And the story she told of a biker who toked
Broke a pool cue over her head!
You see she's just through with dating all the dorks with no brain
She feels good to be single again
If they call -she can't remember their name
Then there ain't no way to get stuck with the lame
La, la ...
After nine guys she let herself break free
From the feeling she had a need
For the geeks and nerds and gimps and freaks
And the one night stands and flings
The dating world is something like a poop in a pot
With a stinky disguise above
Under the surface lies a stench goin' round
But the hot air it just ain't love
You see she's just through with dating all the dorks with no brain
It feels good to be single again
If they call -she can't remember their name
Then there ain't no way to get stuck with the lame
La, la ...
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Excellent--is this "Smurf" the same person as Sue Murphy?
This one gets better as it goes on - very good, indeed.
Agreed; great job.
Excellent, Smurf. This is also a great song to parody. This was extremely well done. I vote 5's all around.
Thanks so much for all your votes guys. I am considering to continue to submit here because I really do enjoy writing parodies as I guess you all do too or you wouldn't be here! But I think I may disable comments in future if there are any more probs with pin heads. Yes Royce my name is Susan Murphy, although when I began posting songs here I used my married name. I changed to using the "Smurf" handle which I've had since highschool (s-murph=smurf) because our business is in my husband's name and we discovered that search engines readily bring up the AmIRight parody authors with a link to the songs and we felt that this might not be best for us in the case that a client may be looking up our names and we felt it best to have a handle instead.
This was a really good one! 5's
You used the word "poop" so 1-1-1. (Kidding, of course.) Good job and welcome to the block. Looks like you're got a few more I need to check out.
Smurf: thanks for your reply-so glad you're going to keep writing parodies. If you get your own satisfaction out of it, it's worth it, regardless of votes, etc.
Smurf doesn't horse around. Great one!
Hahahaha! Good one!
Liked it a lot. A fun song to parody, I just recently did it.
Great job Smurf & co, please don't worry about the pinheads though - they are everywhere! I liked this very much!
Fantastic High Five!
Hahahaha......very funny and goes along perfect with the pacing...good job!
Loved it keep it up!
Finally, somebody came up with a better line than "'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain."
You made my life a lot easier.......heheh thanx
Thanks all! I respect all of your votes. Ever imagined what all of us parody writer actually look like? Then just for the heck of it, check out this link: http://www.geocities.com/smurfandmrhorse It's the all new, "AMIRIGHT Parody WRiter's Photo Collection " for fall of 2003. And of course it's all in fun, and no offense is intended to anyone, anywhere, anyhow, ever.
1,1,1 because you guys used jerk, lame, dork, and poop. Hahaha! Kidding, kidding. Nice job.
Dear Smurf & Mr. Horse: I loved the homepage, but is it free to make a homepage on Geocities, even if you don't use Yahoo? I use "Msn". Please write back. -Ziggy
Thanx Ziggy. Yes you get 15 meg's of free space on Geocities. All you have to do is to sign up for a Yahoo account. its that simple!
Hahahahahaha!!! I can relate. Last night we had a highschool dance, and I got dumped by my ex-boyfriend, who is Andrew Wellings, and I couldn't say anything for hours. He is the dork with no brain in my life. Do you think I should find another boy, or still try to get him back?
Just screw him, and he'll come cryin' back to you, 'cause all highschool boys a losers without us girls!!!! GIRL POWER!!!
Opps, the name "Pimpstar" is used, so my name is above.^
greeeeeat 5
The parody was gay like u !!! ha ha , NO !!!! LOL just kiding i know i dont make since !!!!
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