-> "That Course Killed my Game"
Original Song Title:
"A Horse with no Name"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"That Course Killed my Game"
The Lyrics
'Twas a beautiful day outside
Decided to golf with my wife
The course had water hazards galore
And sand traps that would kill my score
The people were quiet, but flies were a-buzz
Tall grass all over the ground
The day was hot, no clouds in the sky
I had a terrible round
I played through the first holes and that course killed my game
At plus 12 I was going insane
At the start I usually play a good game
But at this place my score just went down the drain
La, la
I made every bad shot under the sun
My face began to turn red
I really was having no fun
And yet more water was ahead
But Lo and behold! My shots began to unfold
Made me think my ball was made of lead
Then I had played some thirteen holes and that course killed my game
My plus 20 score rang in my brain
In the middle I can play OK games
But at this place my score just went down the drain
La, la
Sixteen holes and my score still would increase
I just could not get on the green
The course had water hazards galore
And sand traps that would kill my score
This place is a hellhole with it's terrible ground
A course I quickly got sick of
I was so unhappy, my clubs got a pound
And I started to eat my glove
Thus I had played some eighteen holes and the course was to blame
I got plus 32! Pop some champagne!
Usually I play an even par game
But at this place my score just went down the drain
La, la
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