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Song Parodies -> "A Case of Rogaine"

Original Song Title:

"A Horse With No Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"A Case of Rogaine"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

On the first part of my sales route
I was gaping at all the rubes
There were geeks and dorks and dweebs and newbs
There were guys who breathed through tubes

The first one I met was a man with a pate
That was bare, as a ball
The skin did shine, and the man did whine
That he had no friends at all

I've been through the suburbs with a case of rogaine
With a quota I had to attain
In the suburbs, they are obsessed with their health
And they have a lot of disposable wealth

La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

After two shakes, of the magic stuff
His scalp began to grow dark
After three shakes, must've been enough
Cause the man began to leap and bark
While his baldness had ceased, now he looked like a beast
That had tumbled off Noah's Ark

You see I've been through the suburbs with a case of rogaine
On a mission to sell to the vain
In the suburbs, the baldies yearn for some hair
And they'll pay big bucks just to grow 'em some there

La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

After nine shakes, I threw the bottle away
Cause the baldy was now an ape
He had hairy paws and teeth and claws
And a big gorilla shape

A baldy is a furry with his hair underneath
That's a pithy remark, somehow
And when he sprayed her, then his wife was increased
She was even a bigger cow

You see I've been through the suburbs with a case of rogaine
Where the people are outwardly sane
In the suburbs, their feral spirits contained
But it don't take much till the beast is unchained

La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 14

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Michael Pacholek - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
I think this has been done before, but this is still good, so you... wait for it... avoided a hairy situation.
Rebekah Dub - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
May your sales grow as long as Crystal Gayle's hair (and then some)! 5/5/5. =)
Porfle Popnecker - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments!
Patrick - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny imagery. Sort of reminds me of seeing "Teen Wolf" on one of the rerun channels last month.
Rob Arndt - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
This parody, it grows on ya!!! 555!
Porfle Popnecker - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Thank you hairy much.
Dave W. - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent comedic descriptions.....laughed so much , my hair fell out
Puto - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Made me laugh! - 5's - Now when will you be coming to my neighborhood?
AFW - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Interesting and creative tale-telling...sort of evolutiion in reverse
Porfle Popnecker - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Your wonderful comments are to dye fur.
Glen S - March 06, 2012 - Report this comment
I am in strong support of this Porf. Very funny and very creative idea, and lots of great subs too. 'While his baldness had ceased, now he looked like a beast' I especially liked
Porfle Popnecker - March 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!
Callmelennie - March 06, 2012 - Report this comment
If you're hairline's gone, but you're still a Don Juan, Rogaine ... Don't forget this fact, you can grow it back, Rogaine. ... Give it 5, give it 5, give it 5 ... ROGAINE!
Porfle Popnecker - March 06, 2012 - Report this comment
If we could rate comments, I would give you 5s for that.
bobpiecheese - March 27, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Wasn't expecting a weird case of lycanthropy from the title. Great parody here, definitely an interesting take on the given topic. 555!
Christie Marie M - March 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages Final) Great job as always Porfle! A hairy, scary monster of a satire!!! :) :) Reminds me of movies like "Teen Wolf" one of the Simpsons episodes where Homer buys a hair tonic that made him grow hair out of his bald spot...unfortunately, his klutz of a son Bart spilled all of it, making him bald again...Oh well, here's a hair transplant of some 555's coming out of your follicles!!
Porfle Popnecker - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the very well-comb comments!
Abbott Skelding - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent job! I love the title switch and a nice story to go with it! Nice work
Callmelennie - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
How did I miss this work of geniu-, Oh wait, I didn't
Porfle Popnecker - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Glad I didn't miss these comments!
Matthias - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
It turns out most of my parodies are strange, bizarre and horror related so of course I love this one. A tonic that turns a balding man into a gorilla is pure brilliance!
Arwen - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Ages...well this...just made me laugh. That's it. Ohhh...that's the point, right? Good job!
Porfle Popnecker - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, you've really bald me over!
Blaydeman - March 30, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) Cookey topic! I was strange and weird and odd and just so delightful! Good job!
Porfle Popnecker - March 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks very much!

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