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Song Parodies -> "Sister Goldilocks"

Original Song Title:

"Sister Golden Hair"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sister Goldilocks"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

through the woods she wandered blindly
and she found herself distressed
at a cottage she knocked kindly
and then through the door she pressed
though she knew she shouldn't oughta
to the table she did climb
there was porridge there
and it was suppertime

but the first bite burned her mouth through
sister goldilocks got wise
but the second was a cold stew
and it failed to appetize
one bowl left, she leapt upon it
it was just right she did find
so she sat right down
and on that bowl she dined

there was a chair there in the middle
it was such a giant chair
so she moved on just a little
second one had room to spare
so the third she splayed on
it started swayin'
the chair was breakin'

well, she thought she'd sleep the day through
sister goldilocks surmised
but the first bed was to hard to
find much comfort where she lies
second try she was despondent
way too soft for her behind
but the third was keen
and there she did unwind

but the bears showed in the middle
of her nap and found her there
and they growled at her a little
bet your life,she sure was scared
out the door, she's breakin'
her screams a-brayin'
and tracks a-makin'

to home she was cruisin'
to home she was cruisin'
to home she was cruisin'

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   12

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AFW - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment
You still turn a mean phrase and turn fairy tales into more modern and entertaining parodies..good goin'
Arwen - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment
This put a smile on my face from the first stanza, Alvin...perfect pacing, and just great! Loved it!
alvin - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment
thanks you very much AFW and arwen for your kind words
Andria - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Good work, and nice to see you back. 5s!
WarrenB - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Breezy retelling of that felonious little girl. Enjoyed this very much! Echoing Andria's comment, good to see you back.
alvin - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment
thanks Andria and Warren....glad you enjoyed
Christie Marie M - June 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Another exciting parody posted from you, Alvin! And I love the Goldilocks story! Voting now: Ouch, these 5's feel so hot! Oooh, these 5's feel so cold! Now, this 5 feels just perfectly normal!
alvin - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
thanks even let goldilocks live in this telling...i usually have the bears kill her
NorCalDiva - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, this one reminds me of . . . that Cottage on the Coast: ' 57 deSoto parked in the frontyard, ScottyDog sniffing thru the Calif Poppies . . . orange Kitty sunning on the picket fence . . . Polenta baking on the 50's GasStove . . . Hot cowboy waitin' . . .
2Eagle - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Bears invade homes more than little girls. You read that tale in the news from time to time.
alvin - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
thanks NCD...exactly the mood i wa strying to create......thanks 2eagle....very
MasonR - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Well done! Great minds think alike...
alvin - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
thanks yours seen by baby bear !

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