well, i'd used up all my undies
and i got so damn depressed
cause a guy feels downright funny
with no drawers on when he's dressed
so i stole some from my sibling
cause i'd run clean out of mine
guess a woman's pair...will have to do this time

now i know you're thinking...whoa, dude !
sister's underwear applied ?
and you might just deem the act lewd
i can see that you're surprised
but without them i'm despondent
and they weren't that hard to find
but it ain't obscene
i'm simply out of mine

they don't fit me in the middle
they don't fit me here and there
with the waistband, i must fiddle
cause i need to let in air
but, i had to take 'em
i don't mind saying
i can't forsake 'em

well, you think i need a shrink, too
sister's underwear applied
but she's got more than a mere few
every color, shape and size
now you just might think my mind's bent
and you're free to theorize
but i think they're keen
to have on my behind

they don't fit me in the middle
they don't fit me here and there
with the waistband, i must fiddle
cause i need to let in air
but, i had to take 'em
i don't mind saying
i can't forsake 'em