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Song Parodies -> "Sister's Underwear"

Original Song Title:

"Sister Golden Hair"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"Sister's Underwear"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, i'd used up all my undies
and i got so damn depressed
cause a guy feels downright funny
with no drawers on when he's dressed
so i stole some from my sibling
cause i'd run clean out of mine
guess a woman's pair...will have to do this time

now i know you're thinking...whoa, dude !
sister's underwear applied ?
and you might just deem the act lewd
i can see that you're surprised
but without them i'm despondent
and they weren't that hard to find
but it ain't obscene
i'm simply out of mine

they don't fit me in the middle
they don't fit me here and there
with the waistband, i must fiddle
cause i need to let in air
but, i had to take 'em
i don't mind saying
i can't forsake 'em

well, you think i need a shrink, too
sister's underwear applied
but she's got more than a mere few
every color, shape and size
now you just might think my mind's bent
and you're free to theorize
but i think they're keen
to have on my behind

they don't fit me in the middle
they don't fit me here and there
with the waistband, i must fiddle
cause i need to let in air
but, i had to take 'em
i don't mind saying
i can't forsake 'em

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 19

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Dr. Oliver Clozoff - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Great idea, very funny! Three 5's, even though the second chorus could have been different than the first.
McKludge - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
We just might have a new thong song here.
Guy - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Alvin - you loon you! This is hilarious. I was all set to write the same parody this weekend only it was going to be about a Nun's under drawers. Guess I;ll have to come up with something else. I guess GMTA. You played this one off well. Pant-ass-tic.
Andy Primus - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Were they clean ones? A bit iffy if whiffy. Spoils them if she soils them. Kinky if you like them stinky.
AFW - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll be brief...This was funny and smooth as satin...
Timmy1000 - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny and great use of this OS; size 555 for you.
alvin - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks oliver...i liked the chorus too much to change it....thanks mckludge...lol...thanks guy...oopsie...sorry to step on your toes...thanks andy....maybe...i wanna keep SOME mystery here...lol...thanks AFW...ooh la la...thanks timmy...lol
Christie Marie M - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Sister's underwear, eh? Hope those were the lacy, satiny types, instead of them granny styles! LOL!! I also like the "needing a shrink" line in your song. Wonder if that was meant to be a pun because that's one of your best talents! Great as always! I remembered watching this show "Step By Step" where Frank's wife buys him underwear similar to womens' bikini briefs! Here's 555 for your 'wares!
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Score 111 for A-Rod.
TJC - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Truly deserves adjective 'hilarious', alvin--and that may be an 'under'statement!
Skivvy Nine - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
This is what I'd call the real "fruit of the loon"

> Guess who?
Fiddlegirl - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Should we call this "Victor's Secret"? ;)
adagio - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious alvin and paced so perfectly that I was able to sing to it with no problem. Got any 'other secrets you'd like to share? : ) 5's, of course. ;)
TT - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Another pretentious OS bites the butt ("Sister" Golden Hair? What is she, a nun?) .... What's TSB doing here? Got his panties in a twist, did he? 555 for great subs of both lyrics and undies.
alvin - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks christie...very lacy and satiny...lol...thanks TJC...glad ya enjoyed...thanks skivvy...i give up...sis ?...is that you ?...thanks fiddlegirl...lol....thanks adagio...nope...fairly normal otherwise...thanks TT...glad ya dug it
Leo Keough - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I started laughing on the first line and absolutely couldn't control myself the whole rest of the way through!!!!!...This is parody writing at its finest!!!!!...You should submit this for the October SOTM!!!!...And it would be nice if ChuckyG removed the totally undeserved one-bomb!!!!!...55555!!!!!
blackjack21 - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice work on this thong, very funny stuff. A 3-pack of size 5s.
Skivvy Nine - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
No - I'm not your sis. Who else would leave this kind of comment you screwball. =;-)
alvin - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
thnks leo...glad ya enjoyed...i'm used to 1s...got 27 on a song once...kinda proud of THAT one...thanks blackjack...thanks again skivvy...????

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