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Song Parodies -> "Sister's Golden Grahams"

Original Song Title:

"Sister Gold Hair"

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"Sister's Golden Grahams"

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The Lyrics

I love Golden Grahams cereal. BTW, a "Golden Grahams Surprise" I'd imagine is very similar to a Rice Krispie Treat.
Well I tried to make it Saturday, but I got so darn depressed
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself some rest.
I ain’t ready for the office, yet for breakfast foods and kinds,
how a bowl of cereal, it is so mine.

Now I just keep thinkin’ ‘bout it, m’ sister’s Golden Grahams surprise,
oh, I just can’t live without it; will the box ever have a prize?
Well I’ve got one poor dental record, but it’s not too hard to bite
but I really think, it’s my favorite cereal o’mine.

Will it fill me in the middle, would I eat it with a bear?
Will you eat some G. Grahams with me, just so I’ll get out your hair?
Well I tried to pour it, I just can’t make it, I cannot take it.

(Spoken) Honey, how do you make cold cereal and milk again?

(Repeat Chorus once more)

Doo wop doo wop…

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Andria - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I love Golden Grahams! I have them for breakfast almost every day. BTW, there is a mention of Golden Grahams in Weird Al Yankovic's song "Everything You Know is Wrong".

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