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Song Parodies -> "Former Gold Azera"

Original Song Title:

"Sister Golden Hair"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"Former Gold Azera"

Parody Written by:

The Stinker

The Lyrics

(Azera is a model of car made by Hyundai. Of course, it isn't as funny when you have to explain it.)
Well, I cried all day on Sunday, and I got so damn distressed,
‘Cause they towed away my Hyundai, now the dumb thing’s repossessed
I’m an auto loan defaulter, there were way too many times
When I couldn’t make the payments (plus late fines)

Well, I keep on thinkin’ ’bout my former gold Azera ride,
But I just could not afford it, though God knows I really tried
I ain’t no financial genius, should have got that loan co-signed
For some extra green, when I got so behind

Will my feet hurt just a little, when I’m walking everywhere?
Will my toes be all a-twiddle, to remind me the pain’s there?
Well the bus I’m takin, I don’t mind hitchin’, but cars ain’t brakin’

Well, I keep on thinkin’ ’bout my former gold Azera ride,
But afraid the bank would deny, on their loan app form I lied
Now I’ve been so sorely despondent, since I wasted all that bread
Should have bought that low-end Elantra instead

Will you front me just a little? I will pay it back, I swear!
Would you loan me twenty? It’ll — help me pay for that bus fare
Well my feet are achin’, I don’t mind sayin’, the bus I’m takin’

Doo wop doo wop …
Copyright (C) 2008 by The Stinker.

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Andy Primus - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Good pacing & a lot of good subs - and you'd be better off walking. My dad bought a Hyundai about 15-20 years ago (a Sonata if I remember right) coz it was cheap. Soon found out why they're cheap. He said it was the worst car he's ever owned & only kept it a couple of months - advertised it for sale in the local papers but didn't get a single call then lost nearly half his money on a sell back. Unless they've got better I would advise people to stay well clear of them.
McKludge - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, Hyundais are much better now. 20 years ago a friend had an Excel and it couldn't get out of it's own way. But now, they are actually good cars.

Nice one, Stinky.
alvin - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
nicely done.....a sad tale indeed !
TJC - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
KKK (kute, klever, kar-centric)!
John Barry - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
A Hyundai of a parody.

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